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What do you do when the red witch comes?

Posted on 10/31/14 at 12:03 am
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124168 posts
Posted on 10/31/14 at 12:03 am
Watching the Married with children episode where all the women's periods sync up on a camping trip.

Oh YE gods the horror.


So what are your experiences with the rouge wraith, the crimson tide, the bloody spectre?

Do you weather the storm or go Down to the old pub instead?


Who in here has their red wings?

Horror stories? It's Halloween anyway.
Posted by BayouBandit24
Member since Aug 2010
16572 posts
Posted on 10/31/14 at 12:04 am to
I've just done the deed quite a few times before. Extra juicy. But messy
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36041 posts
Posted on 10/31/14 at 12:05 am to
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Who in here has their red wings?


Got em..

quote:

Horror stories?


Do you like licking rusty coins?

quote:

It's Halloween anyway.



This one chick puked on my dick during a blowjob.... wasn't that bad actually.
Posted by VetteGuy
Member since Feb 2008
28164 posts
Posted on 10/31/14 at 12:07 am to
If the Ferris wheel is broken, they don't close the whole amusement park.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124168 posts
Posted on 10/31/14 at 12:09 am to
I think my dick is part bear. It can smell the dam ready to break. I've had to wash what looks like a murder scene from my sheets no less than 10 times.

Distilled vinegar fellas. Distilled vinegar.


That's why wise men invented shower sex.
Posted by Big Moe
Chicago
Member since Feb 2013
3989 posts
Posted on 10/31/14 at 12:10 am to
That's what the ledge in the shower is for
Posted by jefforize
Member since Feb 2008
44093 posts
Posted on 10/31/14 at 12:11 am to
My favorite show watch it nightly
Posted by VetteGuy
Member since Feb 2008
28164 posts
Posted on 10/31/14 at 12:13 am to
Always keep towels in the nightstand.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124168 posts
Posted on 10/31/14 at 12:18 am to
One week in four,
We all know the story,
Most of us can tell it quite well,

If she don't have a baby,
That terrible lady,
Is summoned from uterine cell,

And we all live in fear,
For the one we hold dear,
Her body will bloat, it will swell,

We all curse the damn day,
When Aunt Flo comes to play,
She'll make timid the demons in hell.

Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36041 posts
Posted on 10/31/14 at 12:24 am to
quote:

fr33manator


why do I get the feeling you are a virgin?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124168 posts
Posted on 10/31/14 at 12:29 am to
Same reason I get the feeling your cousin is also your sister.
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36041 posts
Posted on 10/31/14 at 12:34 am to
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Same reason I get the feeling your cousin is also your sister.






LSU fans are typically virgins??? na...
Posted by Jet12
Tweet, tweet, tweet, two steps.
Member since Nov 2010
20554 posts
Posted on 10/31/14 at 12:44 am to
quote:

why do I get the feeling you are a virgin?
quote:

Same reason I get the feeling your cousin is also your sister.

Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64539 posts
Posted on 10/31/14 at 6:33 am to
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Who in here has their red wings.



Earned mine on my 17th birthday in a sunken stupor in a dark room.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65667 posts
Posted on 10/31/14 at 6:42 am to
The smell can be like you just entered the "Rust Hall of Fame". It's definitely a cafeteria of sensory information over the other three weeks.
Posted by LSUTygerFan
Homerun Village
Member since Jun 2008
33232 posts
Posted on 10/31/14 at 6:57 am to
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What do you do when the red witch comes?


give her cab fare home?
Posted by Mear
Member since Oct 2010
4836 posts
Posted on 10/31/14 at 7:03 am to
Real men love their women on every day of the month
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
21449 posts
Posted on 10/31/14 at 7:34 am to
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What do you do when the red witch comes?


Damn kids....Y'all can't figure out anything on your own.
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 10/31/14 at 7:48 am to
Posted by pooponsaban
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2008
13494 posts
Posted on 10/31/14 at 7:50 am to
I knew you posted this just reading the title. Weirdo.
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