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My 14 yo son's first test of maturity
Posted on 10/28/14 at 8:55 pm
Posted on 10/28/14 at 8:55 pm
So long story short he and his "friend" (cute blond female) have been hanging out back and forth at each others houses the last few weeks. The girls mom texts my wife and asks if my son could come hang out with the daughter because her grandmother in another town passed away to provide support. I told him to be respectful and understand what the family is dealing with. Tough first go at it huh?
This post was edited on 10/28/14 at 9:22 pm
Posted on 10/28/14 at 8:56 pm to mpar98
I hope you sent him over there with a bottle of crown and a box of finger condoms
This post was edited on 10/28/14 at 8:57 pm
Posted on 10/28/14 at 8:57 pm to mpar98
Death is nature's aphrodisiac...
ETA:GET OUT OF MY HEAD BRAG!!!
ETA:GET OUT OF MY HEAD BRAG!!!
This post was edited on 10/28/14 at 8:58 pm
Posted on 10/28/14 at 8:58 pm to mpar98
when I clicked this thread I got ads for baby stores and teen mom on mtv
Posted on 10/28/14 at 8:58 pm to mpar98
14 seems a little young to be getting involved in family stuff like that to me, but good luck to the kid. Hope he doesn't say what I would have said at 14.
"That's what old people do, they die"
"That's what old people do, they die"
This post was edited on 10/28/14 at 8:59 pm
Posted on 10/28/14 at 8:58 pm to mpar98
Teach your son how to whisper
"Just the tip" in a secure, confident, and seductive voice
"Just the tip" in a secure, confident, and seductive voice
Posted on 10/28/14 at 9:10 pm to Tiger1242
quote:
Teach your son how to whisper
"Just the tip" in a secure, confident, and seductive voice
Posted on 10/28/14 at 9:18 pm to mpar98
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her grandmother in another town past away to provide support.
*passed*
Posted on 10/28/14 at 9:25 pm to Mr. Hangover
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I hope you sent him over there with a bottle of crown and a box of finger condoms
MY MAN!
Posted on 10/28/14 at 9:28 pm to Walt OReilly
Don't be jealous of a 14 yr old Walt, you might get to finger a girl one day too.
Posted on 10/28/14 at 10:17 pm to Wildcard
Wow kids these days have it easy.
I remember my first test of maturity.
On my eighth birthday my father brought me a bulldog, a fat, little bulldog. I named him Prince Henry Stout. He was strong. He would chase my pet turkey; he would chase a squirrel up the tree. I raised him, I trained him, I fed him, I groomed him, I took care of him, I loved that dog. More anything in the world I loved that dog.
My father gave me a handful of cherry bombs and M-80s and said: "You're gonna train this dog to be a protector". So every Saturday afternoon I got behind a little dummy my dad built and tossed cherry bombs and M-80s at the dog - Boom! Boom! The dog was scared at first but after awhile he got angry and he would come at the dummy. He'd get the dummy and rip it apart. The head was off. Shirt was gone.
So thirteen years old birthday time got me a twelve gauge shotgun. We're going hunting. I was so excited. We went out to the clearing in the woods, my dad laid his gun down, took my gun and laid it down and said: "Son, today you're gonna learn to control your emotions. You're gonna do things that some men are unable and unwilling to do. Follow me".
I followed my dad, we went around this clump of trees, there was a corral built and there was Prince Henry Stout chained in the middle of the corral. My dad took out a pocket full cherry bombs, put them in my hand and said: "Get in the corral, here's a lighter; I want you to light those cherry bombs and throw them at the Prince. You're gonna face manhood. You're gonna fight that dog to the death. He's gonna kill you or you're gonna kill him. Now."
BOOM! He was on me. He was on me like flies on shite. I had no chance. I got my arm up between his teeth and my neck. WOMP! Went down in the mud, rolled over, rolled over, the dog is fighting and biting and scratching and kicking and I'm screaming and crying, I'm grabbing him around the head, I stand up and POW! Fall with my weight on him and CRACK! Hear his neck break. He's dead. He's not breathing, he's not yelping, he's not biting. I'm covered in blood. I stand up, wipe the blood off. I licked it. And my dad said: "Welcome to manhood!"
I remember my first test of maturity.
On my eighth birthday my father brought me a bulldog, a fat, little bulldog. I named him Prince Henry Stout. He was strong. He would chase my pet turkey; he would chase a squirrel up the tree. I raised him, I trained him, I fed him, I groomed him, I took care of him, I loved that dog. More anything in the world I loved that dog.
My father gave me a handful of cherry bombs and M-80s and said: "You're gonna train this dog to be a protector". So every Saturday afternoon I got behind a little dummy my dad built and tossed cherry bombs and M-80s at the dog - Boom! Boom! The dog was scared at first but after awhile he got angry and he would come at the dummy. He'd get the dummy and rip it apart. The head was off. Shirt was gone.
So thirteen years old birthday time got me a twelve gauge shotgun. We're going hunting. I was so excited. We went out to the clearing in the woods, my dad laid his gun down, took my gun and laid it down and said: "Son, today you're gonna learn to control your emotions. You're gonna do things that some men are unable and unwilling to do. Follow me".
I followed my dad, we went around this clump of trees, there was a corral built and there was Prince Henry Stout chained in the middle of the corral. My dad took out a pocket full cherry bombs, put them in my hand and said: "Get in the corral, here's a lighter; I want you to light those cherry bombs and throw them at the Prince. You're gonna face manhood. You're gonna fight that dog to the death. He's gonna kill you or you're gonna kill him. Now."
BOOM! He was on me. He was on me like flies on shite. I had no chance. I got my arm up between his teeth and my neck. WOMP! Went down in the mud, rolled over, rolled over, the dog is fighting and biting and scratching and kicking and I'm screaming and crying, I'm grabbing him around the head, I stand up and POW! Fall with my weight on him and CRACK! Hear his neck break. He's dead. He's not breathing, he's not yelping, he's not biting. I'm covered in blood. I stand up, wipe the blood off. I licked it. And my dad said: "Welcome to manhood!"
Posted on 10/28/14 at 10:19 pm to mpar98
Funerals are panty droppers.
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