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re: What place will hire this guy for a job?

Posted on 10/25/14 at 2:32 pm to
Posted by NoSaint
Member since Jun 2011
11281 posts
Posted on 10/25/14 at 2:32 pm to
I'd never do a forehead tattoo obviously, but if I was somehow forced to choose I wonder what product id commit to. Monster is an odd choice for multiple facial tattoos.
Posted by Chris Farley
Regulating
Member since Sep 2009
4180 posts
Posted on 10/25/14 at 2:33 pm to
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
This post was edited on 10/25/14 at 2:34 pm
Posted by DeathValley85
Member since May 2011
17176 posts
Posted on 10/25/14 at 2:33 pm to
I don't think companies can turn him down for a job because he is cross-eyed. That'd be discrimination or something.

The eye thing is what you meant right?
Posted by DawgCountry
Great State of GA
Member since Sep 2012
30555 posts
Posted on 10/25/14 at 2:44 pm to
Monster or Coca Cola
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166291 posts
Posted on 10/25/14 at 2:45 pm to
There's a trash guy thread
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
70911 posts
Posted on 10/25/14 at 2:53 pm to
only option is to be a tattoo artist
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166291 posts
Posted on 10/25/14 at 2:58 pm to
Meh who the frick would want that guy to tattoo them
Posted by Orchid
Member since Nov 2013
417 posts
Posted on 10/25/14 at 3:01 pm to
ISIS
Posted by CroakaBait
Gulf Coast of the Land Mass
Member since Nov 2013
3974 posts
Posted on 10/25/14 at 3:02 pm to
What's with the white trash obsession with Monster? I see that shite advertised for free on every rice-burner or ragged-out 4-wheeled drive truck where I live. Is it a special club I'm not aware of?
Posted by ZZTIGERS
Member since Dec 2007
17080 posts
Posted on 10/25/14 at 3:05 pm to
My guess is he'll end up being a painter or a helper for an A/C guy. I think that's his ceiling in life.
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
20037 posts
Posted on 10/25/14 at 4:04 pm to
Turd scooper at the zoo.....
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76325 posts
Posted on 10/25/14 at 4:07 pm to
quote:

Message Posted by jefforize Ole boy is lit off every painkiller in a 5 mile radius

Maybe he drank all the monsters in a 5mi radius
Posted by Don K Punch
Rocky Mtns
Member since Dec 2009
1560 posts
Posted on 10/25/14 at 4:07 pm to
7-11
Posted by Robo
Atlanta-B'ham-NashVegas
Member since Feb 2014
67 posts
Posted on 10/25/14 at 4:23 pm to
Pharmaceutical manufacturing?
Posted by dj30
New Orleans
Member since Feb 2006
28725 posts
Posted on 10/25/14 at 4:24 pm to
Monster sales rep?
Posted by Jblac15
Member since Mar 2011
687 posts
Posted on 10/26/14 at 12:37 am to
No one said Scaffold Builder yet???
Posted by vjp819
South Sec. 414 / Alex Box Sec. 210
Member since Nov 2003
10882 posts
Posted on 10/26/14 at 1:01 am to
preschool teacher.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 10/26/14 at 1:19 am to
I wouldnt hire him as a deck hand on a tug boat.

I guess he could always be a commercial diver.
Posted by diat150
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
43555 posts
Posted on 10/26/14 at 5:34 am to
he could work at the lafayette zoo. they had a monster vending machine over there. first monster vending machine I have ever seen and of course it had to be at the lafayette zoo of all places.
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124428 posts
Posted on 10/26/14 at 9:04 am to
Trash
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