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Dude fakes coma for 2 years to avoid going to court for theft

Posted on 10/23/14 at 8:01 pm
Posted by RedRifle
Austin/NO
Member since Dec 2013
8328 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 8:01 pm
Now that's dedication to his scam.



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A British man pleaded guilty this week to stealing 40,000 pounds from an elderly neighbor and pretending to be in a coma for two years to avoid charges, authorities said.

Alan Knight pleaded guilty after being charged with multiple counts of theft and making a false representation for gain, a Swansea Crown Court representative told ABC News. He is scheduled to be sentenced on Nov. 7.

Knight was arrested in 2012 for the alleged theft, a South Wales Police spokesman said.

Knight and his wife, Helen Knight, even attempted to prove Knight's medical condition by photographing themselves in their home with Knight appearing to be unconscious and surrounded by medical equipment.

However, earlier this week Knight was finally ordered to attend court in person. Once in the courtroom investigators revealed they had footage of Knight walking around on closed-circuit television without a neck brace, oxygen or a wheelchair, police said.
Posted by DosManos
Member since Oct 2013
3552 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 8:02 pm to
Who is he Buster fricking Bluth?
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
66948 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 8:04 pm to
That look on her face almost gives it away.
Posted by Forkbeard3777
Chicago
Member since Apr 2013
3841 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 8:06 pm to


I'd let him off just for the dedication.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 8:07 pm to
His doctors must suck
Posted by Gaston
Dirty Coast
Member since Aug 2008
39018 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 8:08 pm to
Probably just avoiding his horrible looking wife.
Posted by cooltitan1337
The Box
Member since Aug 2013
657 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 8:09 pm to
sounds like something that george costanza would try to do
Posted by DosManos
Member since Oct 2013
3552 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 8:10 pm to
I guess no one here has watched Arrested Development. This scenario happens in the show.
Posted by CaptainPanic
18.44311,-64.764021
Member since Sep 2011
25582 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 8:12 pm to
quote:

Buster
immediately what I thought of
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
56036 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 8:12 pm to
Now that he is awake, someone should kick his arse for stealing money from an old person...
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
80897 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 8:13 pm to
quote:

Probably just avoiding his horrible looking wife.
Posted by K9
wayx....BOBO IN '19
Member since Sep 2012
24034 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 8:23 pm to
Thats some George Constanza shite
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124442 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 8:51 pm to
Some people
Posted by yankeeundercover
Buffalo, NY
Member since Jan 2010
36373 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 9:04 pm to
Holy shite. Imagine how bored you would be.
Posted by McLemore
Member since Dec 2003
31501 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 9:05 pm to
wife is a poor man's jeff daniels

should've stayed asleep
Posted by KBeezy
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2004
13529 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 9:23 pm to
He didn't actually Lay there for two years

He just told the courts that

Not that impressive actually.
Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
22334 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 9:32 pm to
He should beware of loose seals.
Posted by Thurber
NWLA
Member since Aug 2013
15402 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 10:10 pm to
I admire his dedication
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