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Posted on 10/23/14 at 8:21 am to
Posted by Tiger Ree
Houston
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Posted on 10/23/14 at 8:21 am to
Here's one of five or six we did last Turkey Day.

Fried is pretty much the only way I will eat turkey.

Posted by DrinkDrankDrunk
Member since Feb 2014
836 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 8:23 am to
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Why would you do that to the poor monk? What did he ever do to you? He's just trying to spread the good news of his personal Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.


He shouldn't have let all that Bible talk get in the way of what God really called monk's to do, make beer.
Posted by Artie Rome
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Posted on 10/23/14 at 8:32 am to
Look how dried up those legs are.
Posted by TigerWise
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Posted on 10/23/14 at 8:51 am to
BlackendOut will be here shortly to support your argument Uncle Artie.
Posted by Artie Rome
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Member since Jul 2014
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Posted on 10/23/14 at 8:54 am to
I don't have an argument here. People like what they like. The money and effort involved in frying a turkey aren't worth it for me to do it. I will gladly go to your house and enjoy a fried turkey.
Posted by Crusty
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 10/23/14 at 8:55 am to
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A fried turkey is only good if you drop it into the hot oil while frozen. It's the only way to properly crisp up skin.


That's just wrong. Funny...very funny...but wrong.

You never know if someone is reading this who doesn't know any better. They may read your tip and remember it next month when they are at their mom's house helping cook the turkey...then BOOM!
Posted by BlackenedOut
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Member since Feb 2011
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Posted on 10/23/14 at 8:57 am to
You are a wise man, Artie.

I cant think of a worse representation of either fried food or turkey than a fried turkey. Its neither fried nor turkey. Now discuss amongst yourselves.
Posted by Tiger Ree
Houston
Member since Jun 2004
24554 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 8:57 am to
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Look how dried up those legs are.


Cooked off the bone but definitely not dry. A baked turkey is dry. All parts of a fried turkey are moist if it is cooked properly.
Posted by PapaPogey
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
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Posted on 10/23/14 at 8:58 am to
I have been frying turkeys with my dad for about 15 years now. We usually do 2 at the camp for Thanksgiving.
Posted by Artie Rome
Hwy 1
Member since Jul 2014
8757 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 9:05 am to
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A baked turkey is dry.


Mine aren't. They have never some out looking like that shriveled thing.

quote:

All parts of a fried turkey are moist if it is cooked properly.


I guess that was your problem. There is no way those shriveled up legs were "moist and delicious."

Seriously though. I would have gladly eaten it. I just think there are better ways. The infra-red cooker is my favorite.
Posted by Tiger Ree
Houston
Member since Jun 2004
24554 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 9:11 am to
Oh, and everywhere you see black on the turkey is an injection point. The first time we did turkeys the SOB's looked like they had chicken pox with black spots all over them. We also lost a lot of the italian dressing.

Beginning the second year forward we now make one injection on each leg, two on each breast, one on each thigh and multiple on the back, and wings. You just pull the needle out - not all the way - and go back in at a different angle and squeeze.

We then put tape over the needle holes to keep as much of the marinade in as possible and put the bird in a trash bag and put in the frig overnight or longer until ready to cook. You can see the other turkeys/trash bags on the left in the picture I posted above.
Posted by Tiger Ree
Houston
Member since Jun 2004
24554 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 9:17 am to
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I guess that was your problem. There is no way those shriveled up legs were "moist and delicious."

Seriously though. I would have gladly eaten it. I just think there are better ways. The infra-red cooker is my favorite.


I guarantee you the legs were not dry. When I smoke ribs the meat recedes from the bones and the ribs are fall off the bone tender and moist.

I don't have any pictures on my phone but I will see if I have any on my camera when I get home of when we prepare the turkeys for Tday dinner.

Like I said above don't let the black fool you. That is where the italian dressing seeps out during frying.
Posted by BlackenedOut
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Member since Feb 2011
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Posted on 10/23/14 at 9:19 am to
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Like I said above don't let the black fool you. That is where the italian dressing seeps out during frying.


That is probably the most disgusting part of your story. So basically you inject your bird with oil that then burns and turns black. Sounds delicious!
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
16210 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 9:23 am to
Here's what a turkey looks like when I get done frying it. I guarantee it ain't dry


Posted by Tiger Ree
Houston
Member since Jun 2004
24554 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 9:23 am to
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That is probably the most disgusting part of your story.


You only say this because you have never tried one. Your loss.
Posted by BlackenedOut
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Member since Feb 2011
5806 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 9:27 am to
Ohh Ive tried one. Probably had about 15 of them in my life. All presented with the same speech: "Its awesome, I know what I am doing, my injection is a secret blend of Dale's/Italian Dressing/Virgin Panty soak..."

I love fried food, but I suspect the reason most of us do, is because of the batter and the difference between an crispy, coated exterior and a moist interior. Frying a whole animal gets you none of the benefits of frying (crispy exterior). Now if you want to chat about breaking down the turkey, battering and frying each piece, then perhaps that is a reasonable debate.
Posted by pointdog33
Member since Jan 2012
2765 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 9:30 am to
For the most part I don't like the taste of turkey, so frying is the only way I enjoy it.

We used to smoke them until we got the fryer 15 years ago or so.
Posted by TigerWise
Front Seat of an Uber
Member since Sep 2010
35113 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 9:31 am to
I prefer my chicken wings to be naked instead of battered.
Posted by DrinkDrankDrunk
Member since Feb 2014
836 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 9:31 am to
There's a reason why people only eat turkey once a year.
Posted by BlackenedOut
The Big Sleazy
Member since Feb 2011
5806 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 9:32 am to
Every rule has an exception.
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