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re: Anyone every been to a wedding that's a complete farce?
Posted on 10/21/14 at 4:40 pm to Ghostfacedistiller
Posted on 10/21/14 at 4:40 pm to Ghostfacedistiller
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Posted on 10/21/14 at 4:42 pm to shagnasty 2
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wife's stepsister married a non English speaking illegal guy from Honduras on her back porch.
I know that alero is getting a greencard..that is what is happening
This post was edited on 10/21/14 at 4:44 pm
Posted on 10/21/14 at 4:45 pm to hondurantiger
Most likely..but he could have done better.way better
Posted on 10/21/14 at 4:46 pm to Ghostfacedistiller
I once went to a wedding where the groomsmen were taking bets on how long the marriage would last, someone had to be restrained from "speaking now and not forever holding their peace", and the groom was visibly swaying at the alter because of the amount of alcohol consumed to get up the nerve. Does that count?
Posted on 10/21/14 at 4:47 pm to shagnasty 2
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My wife's stepsister married a non English speaking illegal guy from Honduras on her back porch.
Little sister brought her new boyfriend.
He was a Mex-I-Ken...
Posted on 10/21/14 at 5:04 pm to CadesCove
We didn't know what to think of him until he sang
Feliz Navidad, Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad, Feliz Navidad
Posted on 10/21/14 at 5:29 pm to crash1211
He bought me a case of beer for Christmas last year and 2 bags of ice slightly melted. He's my favorite one in the family.
Posted on 10/21/14 at 11:07 pm to mkibod1
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act like his gay lover who objects to the marriage
God you just stoked my memory. I actually attended a wedding reception where the guy married a knock out bride. The DJ at the reception gave the microphone to others to let them say a few words to the couple. One guy got on the mic and started talking about how lucky the bride was to get the groom, because he always considered the groom to be so hot. A bit of an awkward moment there. Between the look on the bride's face and the faces of the groom's parents, things were interesting for a bit. I made eye contact with the groom's father and instantly knew not to say a damned word. My son quickly ran and got the parents and myself drinks. $50 to have been a fly on the wall after the couple was to themselves. Evidently, the groom talked his way out of it as they are still man and wife. But it was a very interesting 15 minutes.
Posted on 10/21/14 at 11:11 pm to Ghostfacedistiller
Okay I had to read it 3 times because I was thinking he met the dog at the bar and I was picturing Brian from Family Guy. I need to go to bed.
Posted on 10/21/14 at 11:12 pm to The Third Leg
Sorry not to respond back as I do work for a living and don't as much time to post as you.
You know, some folks are simply too stupid to recognize that they are stupid. It is obvious you haven't lived much life.
You know, some folks are simply too stupid to recognize that they are stupid. It is obvious you haven't lived much life.
This post was edited on 10/21/14 at 11:15 pm
Posted on 10/21/14 at 11:41 pm to damnedoldtigah
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The DJ at the reception gave the microphone to others to let them say a few words to the couple. One guy got on the mic and started talking about how lucky the bride was to get the groom, because he always considered the groom to be so hot.
That's what I'm expecting
Posted on 10/21/14 at 11:45 pm to 911Moto
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My first wedding was like this. I knocked up one of my welfare patients
Congrats on the sex
Posted on 10/22/14 at 12:15 am to damnedoldtigah
quote:He didn't really talk a bunch of shite or anything.
It is so easy to hide behind a user name and sling shite. I don't think you would be saying that to my face. Everyone is human and everyone has tragedies. Without the full picture, you don't have a clue.
Posted on 10/22/14 at 12:29 am to Ghostfacedistiller
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Anyone every been to a wedding that's a complete farce?
Mine. Took me 15 years to figure it out and divorce his sorry arse, though. First clue should have been when his mother wore a black dress to our wedding. fricking count.
Posted on 10/22/14 at 12:52 am to Ghostfacedistiller
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This post was edited on 10/22/14 at 12:54 am
Posted on 10/22/14 at 12:55 am to Ghostfacedistiller
asked and answered.
grow a pair of balls.
saltpeter the grooms drinks from this day forward and see if she screams. If she does? slip her a high hard one.
grow a pair of balls.
saltpeter the grooms drinks from this day forward and see if she screams. If she does? slip her a high hard one.
Posted on 10/22/14 at 4:04 am to TheIndulger
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Is the third wheel implied to be the groom's boy toy?
Pretty fn obvious ya think. Stupid question.
Posted on 10/22/14 at 6:05 am to Ghostfacedistiller
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Anyone else ever been witness to something similar?
Yep. Girl from a family friend who was about 2 years older than me married a complete flaming homosexual, and every single person knew it. Everyone warned the bride that he was gay, and it seemed as if most the groomsmen were flamers as well, but she was in denial about it. The dude even went on once a month camping trips with his buddies and always left his cell phone behind so he couldn't be contacted. Seriously, this guy was so gay that he regularly went to Brokeback Mountain.
Shocking, but less than 6 months after the wedding, she caught him fooling around with one of his friends, and then they got a divorce. This shocked absolutely nobody.
Posted on 10/22/14 at 6:25 am to USMCTiger03
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He didn't really talk a bunch of shite or anything.
Yeah, pretty freaking odd exchange there.
Dude unloaded a shite ton of personal baggage on here. Another poster simply points that out and says, essentially, maybe you shouldn't be one to cast stones. And he comes back with the good ole 'bet you wouldn't say that to my face' and calling others stupid.
What a goof.
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