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Central Colombia woman grows potato in vagina in contraception attempt

Posted on 10/2/14 at 11:12 pm
Posted by carbola
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Posted on 10/2/14 at 11:12 pm
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hocked medical staff in a clinic in the central Colombian town of Honda have discovered a potato growing inside a patient’s vagina, local media reported on Wednesday.

The bizarre phenomenon was discovered when doctors attended a 22-year-old woman complaining of abdominal pains this week.

The embarrassed young woman explained that she had been advised by her mother to insert a potato into her vagina as a means of avoiding unwanted pregnancy

“My mom told me that if I didn’t want to get pregnant, I should put a potato up there, and I believed her.” said the unnamed patient.

After leaving the potato in place for around 2 weeks she began to experience intense pain in her lower abdomen. The potato had germinated, and grown roots inside the lady’s private parts.

When the nurse went to examine the patient, she originally thought she had been the target of a practical joke, as she found roots emerging from the young woman´s vagina.

The offending root vegetable was removed without need for surgery, and there should be no lasting physical effects on the young woman.

Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
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Posted on 10/2/14 at 11:13 pm to
IWHI
Posted by ATXTiger64
Member since Jul 2006
807 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 11:13 pm to
What in the actual frick.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72065 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 11:13 pm to
Probably smells like fish and chips.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68212 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 11:14 pm to
That's an old urban legend told around hospitals for decades.
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19054 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 11:14 pm to
quote:

American teenagers in the mid 20th century began a craze which involved using carbonated beverages to clean out the vagina after intercourse. Coca Cola douching was well documented in the 1950s
Posted by mikeytig
NE of Tiger Stadium
Member since Nov 2007
7071 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 11:16 pm to
tmi
Posted by JBeam
Guns,Germs & Steel
Member since Jan 2011
68377 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 11:16 pm to
quote:

American teenagers in the mid 20th century began a craze which involved using carbonated beverages to clean out the vagina after intercourse. Coca Cola douching was well documented in the 1950s
I don't even know what to say...
Posted by lsufan_26
Member since Feb 2004
12559 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 11:17 pm to
WYEI?
Posted by Bourre
Da Parish
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 10/2/14 at 11:17 pm to
Tossing potato salad
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
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Posted on 10/2/14 at 11:17 pm to
Love the part where the ER nurse thought a practical joke was being played on her when she saw potato roots coming out of the girl's vagina
Posted by brass2mouth
NOLA
Member since Jul 2007
19688 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 11:17 pm to
There's a comment regarding a potato with cheese and sour cream in there somewhere.
Posted by Sl4m
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 10/2/14 at 11:19 pm to
Well this is just potato
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 10/2/14 at 11:19 pm to
I need to see pics of this...pretty hard to believe.


Like some sort of Groot erotica
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
71393 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 11:19 pm to
I think this is one of those things I'm waiting on Snopes to cover.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72065 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 11:20 pm to
Would you mash it?
Posted by gorillacoco
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2009
5318 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 11:21 pm to
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fish and chips


Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 10/2/14 at 11:21 pm to
pics?
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129003 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 11:22 pm to
I still want to know more about the ER nurse.


What did she say to her coworkers? "Ok who put a potato up here guys. Not cool."
Posted by soccerfüt
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Member since May 2013
65667 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 11:23 pm to
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Shocked medical staff in a clinic in the central Colombian town of Honda


Truly a live Honda Odyssey.
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