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Intruder Licks Women While Sleeping

Posted on 9/25/14 at 2:13 pm
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
13881 posts
Posted on 9/25/14 at 2:13 pm
quote:

broke into two women's homes in recent months and did just that: He got into bed with each of the women while they slept. And he licked one of them.

quote:

After asking the man what he was doing, he said, "It's your neighbor, Mami!"



Intruder Sneaks in and Licks Women While Sleeping

Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
78078 posts
Posted on 9/25/14 at 2:14 pm to
vote for pedro
Posted by LSUTygerFan
Homerun Village
Member since Jun 2008
33232 posts
Posted on 9/25/14 at 2:14 pm to
quote:

Licks Women While Sleeping


welcome to married life....
Posted by UL-SabanRival
Member since May 2013
4651 posts
Posted on 9/25/14 at 2:15 pm to
Cecil will have to work hard to top this one.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
17003 posts
Posted on 9/25/14 at 2:16 pm to
Creepy but not creepy
Posted by hardhead
stinky bayou
Member since Jun 2009
5745 posts
Posted on 9/25/14 at 2:17 pm to
quote:

Intruder Licks Women While Sleeping


Y'all don't do that?
Posted by Swoopin
Member since Jun 2011
22030 posts
Posted on 9/25/14 at 2:18 pm to


derp
Posted by LSUvegasbombed
Red Stick
Member since Sep 2013
15464 posts
Posted on 9/25/14 at 2:18 pm to
Posted by yankeeundercover
Buffalo, NY
Member since Jan 2010
36373 posts
Posted on 9/25/14 at 2:25 pm to
Ha! That doesn't look ANYTHING like Owlie!
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
13881 posts
Posted on 9/25/14 at 5:06 pm to
quote:

vote for pedro

Good call

Posted by LOCO5150
NWA
Member since Sep 2011
4867 posts
Posted on 9/25/14 at 5:07 pm to
He looks like he smells like curry.
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
33893 posts
Posted on 9/25/14 at 5:10 pm to
quote:

He looks like he smells like curry.


Do you mean cumin?
Posted by Poodlebrain
Way Right of Rex
Member since Jan 2004
19860 posts
Posted on 9/25/14 at 5:14 pm to
This thread needs a Cecil Collins reference. Will licking a victim get this guy more time than Cecil Collins got from Florida?
Posted by WaltTeevens
Santa Barbara, CA
Member since Dec 2013
10963 posts
Posted on 9/25/14 at 5:14 pm to
How many licks does it take to get to the center of the detention center?

Imma go with 1
Posted by beebefootballfan
Member since Mar 2011
19028 posts
Posted on 9/25/14 at 5:20 pm to
"found sweaty with dirt and leaves on his body."

a dirty mexican, color me shocked.
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
56030 posts
Posted on 9/25/14 at 6:22 pm to
I can't see how someone could break into a house and get in bed with the occupant without them waking up...must be some hard-sleeping wimmenz...
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 9/25/14 at 6:33 pm to
quote:

Intruder Licks Women While Sleeping


I don't understand...

An intruder broke into a woman's home, fell asleep and as the woman got close enough to the sleeping man, he licked her in his slumber? And this repeatedly happens?

Did I read that right?
This post was edited on 9/25/14 at 7:00 pm
Posted by skirpnasty
Atlantis
Member since Aug 2012
10781 posts
Posted on 9/25/14 at 6:38 pm to
Impressive that he breaks in and finds a woman to kick, all while sleeping.
Posted by Speck
Dirty South
Member since Aug 2014
349 posts
Posted on 9/25/14 at 6:48 pm to
Thought women liked to be licked
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 9/25/14 at 7:01 pm to
quote:

Impressive that he breaks in and finds a woman to kick, all while sleeping.



Exactly what I'm thinking!
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