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Gyan denies reports that he killed his friend in "ritual sacrifice"

Posted on 9/25/14 at 9:27 am
Posted by TN Bhoy
San Antonio, TX
Member since Apr 2010
60589 posts
Posted on 9/25/14 at 9:27 am
WTF?


quote:

Asamoah Gyan denies 'ritual sacrifice' of Ghana rapper Castro

Ghana captain Asamoah Gyan says claims that he killed his friend and Ghanaian rapper Castro as part of a ritual sacrifice are "wild and absurd".


Posted by jackwoods4
Member since Sep 2013
28667 posts
Posted on 9/25/14 at 9:32 am to
I saw this yesterday. Most unexpected headline to a story of the year.
Posted by inthemorning
Alabama
Member since Sep 2014
395 posts
Posted on 9/25/14 at 9:37 am to
quote:

Ghana captain Asamoah Gyan says claims that he killed his friend and Ghanaian rapper Castro as part of a ritual sacrifice are "wild and absurd".


Well that settles it.

Why would you lie about sacrifice rituals?
Posted by GeauxColonels
Tottenham Fan | LSU Fan
Member since Oct 2009
25604 posts
Posted on 9/25/14 at 9:44 am to
quote:

I saw this yesterday. Most unexpected headline to a story of the year.

This.
Posted by Stewie Griffin
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2005
16148 posts
Posted on 9/25/14 at 9:45 am to
I saw this headline and assumed it was an Onion type article. This is for reals?
Posted by TN Bhoy
San Antonio, TX
Member since Apr 2010
60589 posts
Posted on 9/25/14 at 9:54 am to
quote:

I saw this headline and assumed it was an Onion type article. This is for reals?


Seems to be
Posted by PeepleHeppinBidness
Manchester United Fan
Member since Oct 2013
3553 posts
Posted on 9/25/14 at 9:59 am to
quote:

Asamoah Gyan denies 'ritual sacrifice' of Ghana rapper Castro Ghana captain Asamoah Gyan says claims that he killed his friend and Ghanaian rapper Castro as part of a ritual sacrifice are "wild and absurd".


Posted by WarSlamEagle
Manchester United Fan
Member since Sep 2011
24611 posts
Posted on 9/25/14 at 10:11 am to
SB Nation's headline on this was the best, IMO:

quote:

Asamoah Gyan holding press conference to deny he used rapper as human sacrifice


LINK
Posted by Meursault
Nashville
Member since Sep 2003
25172 posts
Posted on 9/25/14 at 10:30 am to
Devil people
Posted by TN Bhoy
San Antonio, TX
Member since Apr 2010
60589 posts
Posted on 9/25/14 at 11:39 am to
quote:

Devil people


I think this gives a bit of support to my theory that this fricker:




caused us to lose in South Africa.
This post was edited on 9/25/14 at 11:39 am
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
58071 posts
Posted on 9/25/14 at 11:49 am to






Posted by Tigertown in ATL
Georgia foothills
Member since Sep 2009
29206 posts
Posted on 9/25/14 at 2:12 pm to
quote:

Well that settles it.

Why would you lie about sacrifice rituals?



Posted by inthemorning
Alabama
Member since Sep 2014
395 posts
Posted on 9/25/14 at 4:11 pm to
Just some haikus to lighten the mood, don't take 'em too seriously.



Gyan denies tale (5)
of ritual sacrifice (7)
No bodies were found (5)

.

beats artist Castro (5)
rapper said he'd give me money (8)
bitch didn't show up (5)

.

I was a captain (5)
I didn't have the magic (7)
maybe I do now (5)
This post was edited on 9/25/14 at 4:17 pm
Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
64224 posts
Posted on 9/25/14 at 8:27 pm to
Wish we still had him.
Posted by Vicks Kennel Club
29-24 #BlewDat
Member since Dec 2010
31076 posts
Posted on 9/25/14 at 10:29 pm to
The rapper or Gyan?
Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
64224 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 6:39 pm to
Well either... But Gyan was one of several decent guys who played only one year of their contracts with Sunderland. I'd also let him sacrifice colback if he wanted.
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