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Shane Gregory applies for job then steals pocket p*ssy.

Posted on 9/22/14 at 9:29 am
Posted by arseinclarse
Algiers Purnt
Member since Apr 2007
34412 posts
Posted on 9/22/14 at 9:29 am


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quote:

A security alarm went off when a man tried to walk out of Priscilla McCall's with an adult toy without paying on Thursday, according to police.

Spartanburg police were called to the North Pine Street store after an employee detained an accused shoplifter.

The employee recognized 22-year-old Shane Gregory because he had previously applied for a job at the store and he came in to ask questions about some of the products, but was acting strange, according to the police report.

When he tried to walk out, a security device activated the front door alarm so she stopped him and asked him to empty his pockets, the report stated. Police said Gregory had a condom and adult toy in his pocket.
This post was edited on 9/22/14 at 9:45 am
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
103084 posts
Posted on 9/22/14 at 9:30 am to
there is not a casty big enough for this one.
Posted by SouthOfSouth
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2008
43456 posts
Posted on 9/22/14 at 9:32 am to
I watched the pocket P*ssy episode of BMS last night.

Posted by Mickey Donovan
Southie
Member since Aug 2014
672 posts
Posted on 9/22/14 at 9:43 am to
quote:

he came in to ask questions about some of the products


Please tell me more about the Alexis Texas flesh light..
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 9/22/14 at 9:48 am to
Wanna guess where the magnetic strip was?
Posted by DrunkenStuporMan
The Mothership
Member since Dec 2012
5855 posts
Posted on 9/22/14 at 9:50 am to
quote:

there is not a casty big enough for this one.
He kinda looks like a casty.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
66941 posts
Posted on 9/22/14 at 9:54 am to
quote:

Man tried to steal adult toy from store he applied for job at


Solid headline
Posted by Mr Fusion
The American Dream City
Member since Dec 2010
7457 posts
Posted on 9/22/14 at 10:00 am to
He has the face of someone I would never want in a sex store. Or near an elementary school.
Posted by dagrippa
Saigon
Member since Nov 2004
11294 posts
Posted on 9/22/14 at 10:13 am to
That is a low I hope I never achieve.
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
29774 posts
Posted on 9/22/14 at 10:33 am to
Hard to imagine a stud-bull like then ever needing a fake pussy. Dude looks like he should have the real thing on demand. P I M P

What hope do the rest of us ever have.
Posted by PhifeDogg
Stankonia
Member since Mar 2006
6044 posts
Posted on 9/22/14 at 11:26 am to
quote:

Police said Gregory had a condom and adult toy in his pocket.


He was gonna bang it out with a rubbber..
Posted by K9
wayx....BOBO IN '19
Member since Sep 2012
24033 posts
Posted on 9/22/14 at 11:27 am to
that dude is 22? yeesh, must have had a rough life
Posted by UL-SabanRival
Member since May 2013
4651 posts
Posted on 9/22/14 at 11:49 am to
Wow, bitter beer face.

Ha ha. Just kidding. It's meth.
Posted by gizmoflak
Member since May 2007
11660 posts
Posted on 9/22/14 at 12:20 pm to
Looks like Bubbles without the glasses
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