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This guy thinks we should apologize to UK and petition to be let back in

Posted on 9/12/14 at 12:41 pm
Posted by Swoopin
Member since Jun 2011
22030 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 12:41 pm
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There are four main ways America would benefit from unification with the UK: Brits have better health, less inequality, excellent manners and -- let's face it -- a superior culture. Let's improve our quality of life by joining them.


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So remember, Americans, if Scotland votes for independence on September 18, let's improve our lives by asking to take their place -- if not officially, then at least in spirit. We hold this truth to be self-evident: Brits have a superior society.


Thoughts?
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83937 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 12:42 pm to
I'm for it. I would love to travel to London without a passport.
Posted by Hazelnut
Member since May 2011
16433 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 12:42 pm to
He should just move to GB.
Posted by cforester821
Unofficial TD Multimedia Guy
Member since Jun 2014
1613 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 12:42 pm to
Sounds like Obama penned this one.
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
101920 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 12:42 pm to
Uh, pass.

Maybe Canada is interested, try them.
Posted by LordSaintly
Member since Dec 2005
38914 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 12:43 pm to
We have better teeth
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 12:43 pm to
Support. God save the queen and so forth.
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19424 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 12:43 pm to
Let's just do China. At least they're rich
Posted by LT
The City of St. George
Member since May 2008
5151 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 12:45 pm to
At this point they should be begging to be our colony.
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 12:45 pm to
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Let's just do China. At least they're rich


frick China, I say Columbia. We'd all get cool accents and unlimited supplies of cocaine.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134865 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 12:45 pm to
Posted by TN Bhoy
San Antonio, TX
Member since Apr 2010
60589 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 12:45 pm to
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a superior culture



I live here. He's wrong.
Posted by HailHailtoMichigan!
Mission Viejo, CA
Member since Mar 2012
69306 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 12:45 pm to
If Britain was an American state, it would be the second poorest. Here are some FACTS:

1) Americans are wealthier than Brits.
2) Americans live in far better and bigger housing than Brits
3) Americans have a better opportunity to advance
4) Americans have lower tax rates than Brits
5) Our underclass doesn't make your ears bleed like that dreadful cockney accent.
Posted by Swoopin
Member since Jun 2011
22030 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 12:46 pm to
Well to be fair, you're in Wales, which is like the Alabama of the UK
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47612 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 12:46 pm to
Posted by 9Fiddy
19th Hole
Member since Jan 2007
64068 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 12:46 pm to
Sound good except for that whole country is being overrun with radical Islam and they just bend over and take it.


...oh wait
Posted by Boomtown
Member since Jan 2014
1986 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 12:46 pm to
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I say Columbia.


Posted by Sellecks Moustache
NC
Member since Jun 2014
5994 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 12:47 pm to
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Posted by ellishughtiger
70118
Member since Jul 2004
21135 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 12:48 pm to
The Brits take care of their people but spend a lot of money doing so. No way this would fly in America.
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 12:49 pm to
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If Britain was an American state, it would be the second poorest. Here are some FACTS:

1) Americans are wealthier than Brits.
2) Americans live in far better and bigger housing than Brits
3) Americans have a better opportunity to advance
4) Americans have lower tax rates than Brits
All of this. And we have far more available and varied goods and services, more options for literally everything. We have more purchasing power and more shite to purchase.
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