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Has anyone ever picked up a dog turd with their bare hand?
Posted on 9/11/14 at 11:10 pm
Posted on 9/11/14 at 11:10 pm
I find this behavior shocking and appalling but am being accused of blowing it out of proportion.
**apparently the scenario was two neighbors over a small dog of one neighbor shitting in the other's yard. Neighbor in question picked up a turd bare handed and yelled "Is this what you are yelling about?". I am shocked by this. Am I over reacting?
**apparently the scenario was two neighbors over a small dog of one neighbor shitting in the other's yard. Neighbor in question picked up a turd bare handed and yelled "Is this what you are yelling about?". I am shocked by this. Am I over reacting?
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Posted on 9/11/14 at 11:11 pm to madamsquirrel
Very trashy
Posted on 9/11/14 at 11:12 pm to madamsquirrel
Yes, but I thought it was something else.
Took forever to get that taste out of my mouth.
Took forever to get that taste out of my mouth.
Posted on 9/11/14 at 11:14 pm to noonan
That's gross.
Posted on 9/11/14 at 11:14 pm to noonan
Posted on 9/11/14 at 11:15 pm to madamsquirrel
in the heat of the moment, yes
Posted on 9/11/14 at 11:15 pm to madamsquirrel
Posted on 9/11/14 at 11:20 pm to madamsquirrel
How else are you going to deposit it in the bag?
Posted on 9/11/14 at 11:22 pm to Spock's Eyebrow
plenty of pledges have gotten up close and personal with DS.
Posted on 9/11/14 at 11:32 pm to madamsquirrel
I picked it up with my bear hand.
Posted on 9/11/14 at 11:32 pm to madamsquirrel
NO, but my kid shite in my hand once, when he was a baby and I had to administer one of those little glycerine cones....LOL.
Posted on 9/11/14 at 11:38 pm to madamsquirrel
I live downtown in a large city, but I hate picking up my dog's poo. One thing I'll do is when he poops I'll have the bad ready to go. It's in my hand and I'm kind of prominently displaying it, as if to say "BOY, LOOK AT ME. JOHNNY ON THE SPOT DOG-OWNER HERE. YESSIR. READY TO PICK UP SOME POOP ASAP."
And then he poops and I'm like positioning myself to pick it up - I have my hand in the bag as if I'm a doctor with a latex glove ready to examine a prostate.
Then I'll take the bagged hand and put it between a potential bystander's field of vision and my dog's poop, and I'll pick up a few leaves or blades of grass instead of the poop.
To really sell it, I'll kind of "toss" the bag in my hand, as if to demonstrate to the potential onlooker "WOW - THAT'S A HEFTY LOAD OF POOP, BUDDY." I'll even kind of turn my face as if I have caught a whiff of the poop as I do this.
Walking away, I'll put the bag into my pocket as soon as we're out of the field of vision of any potential onlookers. I'd estimate that I only actually retrieve my dog's poop about 10% of the time.
And then he poops and I'm like positioning myself to pick it up - I have my hand in the bag as if I'm a doctor with a latex glove ready to examine a prostate.
Then I'll take the bagged hand and put it between a potential bystander's field of vision and my dog's poop, and I'll pick up a few leaves or blades of grass instead of the poop.
To really sell it, I'll kind of "toss" the bag in my hand, as if to demonstrate to the potential onlooker "WOW - THAT'S A HEFTY LOAD OF POOP, BUDDY." I'll even kind of turn my face as if I have caught a whiff of the poop as I do this.
Walking away, I'll put the bag into my pocket as soon as we're out of the field of vision of any potential onlookers. I'd estimate that I only actually retrieve my dog's poop about 10% of the time.
Posted on 9/11/14 at 11:41 pm to Meaux Bettah
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picked it up with my bear hand.
You have the hand of a bear? Dang son. Go have that checked.
Posted on 9/11/14 at 11:43 pm to Cajun Revolution
...Mmmmmmm....well....I also tried the "shocker" once only to find a "tootsie-roll" pushing back! :-(
Posted on 9/11/14 at 11:44 pm to Cajun Revolution
He's a true patriot. What with bear arms and such
Posted on 9/12/14 at 12:19 am to madamsquirrel
Posted on 9/12/14 at 2:52 am to madamsquirrel
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I find this behavior shocking and appalling ...
Is this ALL that it takes to shock and appall you??
Posted on 9/12/14 at 2:57 am to madamsquirrel
When we were kids we all used to have dogshit fights, like rock fights but with dogshit, in my neighborhood so yes I have!
Posted on 9/12/14 at 2:59 am to lsu480
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When we were kids we all used to have dogshit fights, like rock fights but with dogshit, in my neighborhood so yes I have!
Where did you grow up that you didn't have rocks?
We used rocks, mud clods, and BB guns.
Also, OP wise, no. Why would I do that?
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