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Another great online arrest story

Posted on 9/6/14 at 12:55 pm
Posted by lsuson
Metairie
Member since Oct 2013
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Posted on 9/6/14 at 12:55 pm
You can't make this crap up!

LINK

Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
57257 posts
Posted on 9/6/14 at 12:55 pm to
too much work to quote any details huh?
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
69050 posts
Posted on 9/6/14 at 12:57 pm to
quote:

A Pittsburgh assault suspect got an unexpected surprise when he grabbed a jogger's buttocks and pulled down her shorts -- only to learn she was an off-duty federal marshal, CBS Pittsburgh reports. The woman, who was not named, immediately turned the tables on 19-year-old Robert Flynn, identifying herself as a deputy U.S. marshal and ordering him to stop, the report says.

He took off running, with her in pursuit. She cornered him a few blocks away and, when he resisted arrest, kicked him in the crotch,
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
57257 posts
Posted on 9/6/14 at 12:58 pm to
thanks - upvote for you.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123934 posts
Posted on 9/6/14 at 12:58 pm to
quote:

kicked him in the crotch,



Anyone else's groin cringe a little when reading this?

This post was edited on 9/6/14 at 1:00 pm
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
16170 posts
Posted on 9/6/14 at 1:03 pm to
I've often thought about doing the same thing around the LSU lakes
Posted by VetteGuy
Member since Feb 2008
28088 posts
Posted on 9/6/14 at 1:05 pm to
Lol. What a lamebrain.

Grabs a woman, gets run down by said woman, gets his arse kicked by the same woman, and gets arrested by her.

He should give up the straight life.
Posted by Sampson
Chicago
Member since Mar 2012
24561 posts
Posted on 9/6/14 at 1:10 pm to
I wonder if she was hot
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76184 posts
Posted on 9/6/14 at 1:21 pm to
Pics or anchor
Posted by LT
The City of St. George
Member since May 2008
5151 posts
Posted on 9/6/14 at 1:21 pm to
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Flynn is in the Allegheny County Jail on $500,000 cash bond. He is facing a list of charges including, aggravated assault, indecent assault and escape.



Does that seem high? It seems high to me... Unless he tried to force her into coitus.
Posted by Tigerfan56
Member since May 2010
10520 posts
Posted on 9/6/14 at 1:35 pm to
quote:

You can't make this crap up!


I don't think you understand how making up things works.
Posted by tom
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2007
8155 posts
Posted on 9/6/14 at 1:49 pm to
quote:

and, when he resisted arrest, kicked him in the crotch,

STOP RESISTING!
Posted by Jet12
Tweet, tweet, tweet, two steps.
Member since Nov 2010
20554 posts
Posted on 9/6/14 at 1:54 pm to
Go girl!
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
102975 posts
Posted on 9/6/14 at 2:37 pm to
When wanting to touch the hiney goes wrong
Posted by CarpeDiem
Member since Dec 2011
597 posts
Posted on 9/6/14 at 2:52 pm to
quote:

The U.S. Marshal is 5-feet-5-inches tall and weighs 150 pounds, while Flynn is 6-feet-4-inches tall and weighs 210 pounds.


Posted by KBeezy
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2004
13529 posts
Posted on 9/6/14 at 3:33 pm to
quote:

Does that seem high? It seems high to me... Unless he tried to force her into coitus.



That is excessively high
Posted by CENLALSUFAN
Beaumont
Member since Mar 2009
7208 posts
Posted on 9/6/14 at 5:14 pm to
quote:

STOP RESISTING!



Hands up, don't kick...
Posted by CENLALSUFAN
Beaumont
Member since Mar 2009
7208 posts
Posted on 9/6/14 at 5:15 pm to
Also how can she get away with that if she was off duty??
Posted by Sampson
Chicago
Member since Mar 2012
24561 posts
Posted on 9/6/14 at 5:20 pm to
quote:

The Marshall is 5-feet-5-inches tall and weighs 150 pounds

My question has been answered :(
Posted by Sl4m
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2012
3717 posts
Posted on 9/6/14 at 5:49 pm to
quote:

Hands up, don't kick...


Ahahahaha

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