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How many times have you wrecked into someone while checking out a girl?

Posted on 9/4/14 at 9:01 am
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 9/4/14 at 9:01 am
I got into a small dented bumper situation a few months back because I was trying to undress this chick next to me with my eyes, but have almost crashed doing the same thing 100 times. I told the other guy that I spilled my drink and was trying to clean it up. Almost did it again this morning on campus checking out this whootie walking down the sidewalk in hot pants.

Curious to see if anyone else has this problem. Would more Adderall fix it, or would I just concentrate on the ladies better?
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 9/4/14 at 9:02 am to
creeping and driving I see
Posted by Hester Carries
Member since Sep 2012
22439 posts
Posted on 9/4/14 at 9:03 am to
quote:

How many times have you wrecked into someone while checking out a girl?



This answer would be much higher if you asked a group of lesbians.
This post was edited on 9/4/14 at 9:04 am
Posted by SouthOfSouth
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2008
43456 posts
Posted on 9/4/14 at 9:03 am to
never.
Posted by bigpetedatiga
Alexandria, LA
Member since Aug 2009
8627 posts
Posted on 9/4/14 at 9:03 am to
never!
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 9/4/14 at 9:04 am to
Better than CD'ing and driving I guess
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64610 posts
Posted on 9/4/14 at 9:04 am to
If this is that big of a problem for you then you have no business out on the highway. They should revoke your DL and impound your car before you kill someone.
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 9/4/14 at 9:05 am to
quote:

CD'ing and driving


yeah I'd say so
Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
10052 posts
Posted on 9/4/14 at 9:06 am to
I am usually looking at dick pics on tumblr when that happens.
Posted by mylsuhat
Mandeville, LA
Member since Mar 2008
48945 posts
Posted on 9/4/14 at 9:07 am to
I rear ended someone on Robert E. Lee 4 years ago because I was checking out some Pouldeau in the canal and didn't see that the girl in front of me stopped. Was only going 25-30
Posted by Sampson
Chicago
Member since Mar 2012
24563 posts
Posted on 9/4/14 at 9:08 am to
One of my best friends completely totaled the front end of his brand new F-150 staring at a nude snap chat a few months ago
Posted by Neako27blitzz
Baton rouge
Member since Sep 2011
3182 posts
Posted on 9/4/14 at 9:10 am to


inevitable
Posted by wish i was tebow
The Golf Board
Member since Feb 2009
46121 posts
Posted on 9/4/14 at 9:11 am to
I was trying to kidnap these 3 kids one time. I was following them while they were on their bikes doing sweet jumps. I was watching them and ran into the back of a cop car. Turns out the kids were ninjas and kick me and my bros asses. But that whole story would take about an hour and a half to tell the whole thing
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
TeamBunt General Manager
Member since Apr 2013
62514 posts
Posted on 9/4/14 at 9:11 am to
I wrecked once reading a babe thread on TD
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
15331 posts
Posted on 9/4/14 at 9:11 am to
Get your shite together bro.
Posted by mylsuhat
Mandeville, LA
Member since Mar 2008
48945 posts
Posted on 9/4/14 at 9:11 am to
quote:

totaled the front end
did he total it or just wrecked the front end?
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
78101 posts
Posted on 9/4/14 at 9:11 am to
quote:

This answer would be much higher if you asked a group of asian lesbians.
Posted by street pizza
3 Highview Crescent, Coolaroo
Member since Dec 2010
1503 posts
Posted on 9/4/14 at 9:12 am to
my brother ran into a parked car while rolling a joint. On his own street.
Close enough?
Posted by VetteGuy
Member since Feb 2008
28193 posts
Posted on 9/4/14 at 9:12 am to
I did it.

I was driving an '80 Riviera. Tapped the car in front while checking out a girl(s) in the next lane.

They stopped, me and my bud took 'em to my place in Slidell and did the deed.

No pics since cell phones weren't invented yet.
Posted by street pizza
3 Highview Crescent, Coolaroo
Member since Dec 2010
1503 posts
Posted on 9/4/14 at 9:14 am to
quote:

Get your shite together bro.


Yup, every thread.
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