SEED TICkS scourge of Satan!!!!

Omfg I took my son exploring on some abandoned mountain bike single track and apparently we hit the fricking mother load somewhere along the way.

If any of your have never been seed tick bombed you haven't lived.

About 2 million of the frickers no larger than the head of a pin exploded all up and down our legs like some kind of demented poppy seeds.

You can't remove those frickers.

Theu won't die with soap.

They can hold their breath underwater for like 7 days.

Try using tweezers to remove a billion tiny grains of black sand that have dug their fricking disgusting tiny heads into your skin.

Just kill me now.