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Scheduled my first appointment at a massage parlor Update Pg 4
Posted on 8/8/14 at 5:59 pm
Posted on 8/8/14 at 5:59 pm
I just made an appointment for a therapeutic massage parlor here in town.
I made the appointment for a deep tissue massage to hopefully help with some soreness.
1. Do's and dont's in one of these places?
2. Drawers or no drawers?
3. If I decide I want this chick, that I haven't seen yet (so she may be fat and nasty), to "finish the job", what's the code word?
4. What's the going rate for an hour long massage? I believe this one is $70.
I made the appointment for a deep tissue massage to hopefully help with some soreness.
1. Do's and dont's in one of these places?
2. Drawers or no drawers?
3. If I decide I want this chick, that I haven't seen yet (so she may be fat and nasty), to "finish the job", what's the code word?
4. What's the going rate for an hour long massage? I believe this one is $70.
This post was edited on 8/9/14 at 5:09 pm
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Posted on 8/8/14 at 6:01 pm to Real Pirate
quote:"Can I pork your chilli knot"
what's the code word?
Posted on 8/8/14 at 6:01 pm to Real Pirate
Posted on 8/8/14 at 6:01 pm to Real Pirate
Doesn't matter. It's a tranny
Posted on 8/8/14 at 6:02 pm to CaptainPanic
quote:
"Can I pork your chilli knot"
Posted on 8/8/14 at 6:02 pm to Real Pirate
Just say you want a handjob
Posted on 8/8/14 at 6:03 pm to Real Pirate
Posted on 8/8/14 at 6:04 pm to Real Pirate
Remember, legally he must ask permission before touching your buttocks
Posted on 8/8/14 at 6:04 pm to Real Pirate
16 1/2 pages
Posted on 8/8/14 at 6:07 pm to Real Pirate
Dude you'll be getting Sven with the strong hands. Try to hide your uncomfortable boner.
Posted on 8/8/14 at 6:08 pm to bengalbait
I should have added that her name is Vanessa.
frick, that does sound like a tranny name now that I think about it.
frick, that does sound like a tranny name now that I think about it.
Posted on 8/8/14 at 6:10 pm to Real Pirate
quote:
what's the code word?
"That's it?"
Posted on 8/8/14 at 6:13 pm to Real Pirate
What's the name of the place? If you never had deep tissue before don't be surprised if you may feel a little soreness the next day. I only get deep tissue massages
Posted on 8/8/14 at 6:14 pm to Real Pirate
Take cash with you. Extra 10 bucks outta do it. Start making sexual moans, then pull out the cash and put it on the table. If he/she accepts it, a happy ending is coming your way.
Posted on 8/8/14 at 6:16 pm to lsucoonass
quote:
What's the name of the place
Therapeutic Massage
I'm in New Mexico.
Posted on 8/8/14 at 6:17 pm to Real Pirate
Never been. I know in Macon, ga there is an Asian parlor adjacent to a truck stop
Posted on 8/8/14 at 6:20 pm to lsucoonass
The lady I made the appointment with told me to expect some soreness the next day.
It can't be much worse than what I already have and hopefully it helps.
It can't be much worse than what I already have and hopefully it helps.
Posted on 8/8/14 at 6:22 pm to Real Pirate
but Raymond is a man....
Posted on 8/8/14 at 6:22 pm to Asgard Device
quote:
"That's it?"
Probably what she'll say.
Posted on 8/8/14 at 6:31 pm to Meauxjeaux
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