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re: Scheduled my first appointment at a massage parlor Update Pg 4
Posted on 8/8/14 at 6:43 pm to Real Pirate
Posted on 8/8/14 at 6:43 pm to Real Pirate
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I should have added that her name is Vanessa.
Might as well ask: "Does Vanessa have a penis?" Could save you $70 not to mention some embarrassment.
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Posted on 8/8/14 at 6:43 pm to CaptainPanic
quote:
"Can I pork your chilli knot"
retarded but i laughed
Posted on 8/8/14 at 6:48 pm to Tigerwaffe
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Might as well ask: "Does Vanessa have a penis?" Could save you $70 not to mention some embarrassment.
Vanessa is who I was on the phone with when I made the appointment. She sounded pretty girly.
Now I'm worried
Posted on 8/8/14 at 7:37 pm to Real Pirate
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therapeutic massage parlor
Doesn't matter what you wear. If you're not smart about it you are probably going to jail for solicitation of prostitution. There is a difference between a therapeutic and sensual massage. Also between a massage parlor and spa. Take a bail bondsmen's phone number with you.
Posted on 8/8/14 at 7:39 pm to Tiger Ree
I honestly don't think this is that type of place.
They have a website.
They have a website.
Posted on 8/8/14 at 7:44 pm to Real Pirate
So does Massage Envy and if you solicit sex at ME you will go to jail. At a place that has therapeutic in the name or anywhere on the site you should proceed with extreme caution. That's a hell of a thing to have on your record.
Posted on 8/8/14 at 7:53 pm to Tiger Ree
Da frick? Why are you so uptight about having a profession one notch under prostitute. Sorry your dad didn't give you enough attention
Posted on 8/8/14 at 8:04 pm to Mizzoufan26
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Da frick? Why are you so uptight about having a profession one notch under prostitute. Sorry your dad didn't give you enough attention
Wow !!! Dad didn't give me enough attention??? Very strange thing to say.
I'm just telling the guy to be careful. Do a search for therapeutic massage and see what comes up. They are legitimate places of business and schools. Then do a search for sensual massage or spa and see what comes up.
I am just smart enough to know the difference is all. 0h, and did your father pay you enough attention?
BTW, Just thought I would throw the last sentence in for the hell of it. I don't really care to hear the answer.
Posted on 8/8/14 at 8:07 pm to ell_13
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Doesn't matter. It's a tranny
What's the problem here?
This post was edited on 8/8/14 at 8:07 pm
Posted on 8/8/14 at 8:10 pm to Real Pirate
Last time we stayed a Roosevelt wife and I did the whole massage spa package.
Some big black dude named Troy was rubbing me down.
As I was lying there in relaxation with Troy doing work on my traps and shoulder blades, I couldn't help to think if those TLEE hating fricks on TD could see me now.
All seriousness ..... A spa massage deal at any nice resort hotel is worth every penny.
Some big black dude named Troy was rubbing me down.
As I was lying there in relaxation with Troy doing work on my traps and shoulder blades, I couldn't help to think if those TLEE hating fricks on TD could see me now.
All seriousness ..... A spa massage deal at any nice resort hotel is worth every penny.
This post was edited on 8/8/14 at 8:32 pm
Posted on 8/8/14 at 8:22 pm to TIGRLEE
Wow... just wow
Posted on 8/8/14 at 8:27 pm to Tiger Ree
So you're saying don't ask for the rub and tug?
Posted on 8/8/14 at 8:30 pm to Real Pirate
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So you're saying don't ask for the rub and tug?
What the hell? Did you schedule the appointment for next week? I figured you would be giving a review by now. Either that or asking for legal advice.
Posted on 8/8/14 at 8:32 pm to Real Pirate
Isn't there a website that reviews parlors? Walked by a couple that looked suspicious
Posted on 8/8/14 at 8:33 pm to Mizzoufan26
Easily wowed huh?
Posted on 8/8/14 at 8:36 pm to Tiger Ree
It's tomorrow at 3.
Posted on 8/8/14 at 8:40 pm to lsucoonass
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Asian parlor adjacent to a truck stop
Well we know what is going on in that place
Posted on 8/8/14 at 8:46 pm to deltaland
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Well we know what is going on in that place
pretty conspicuous. I'm really more interested in getting a massage than I am a handy. Especially if this chick is 200+lbs with a mustache.
Then again, if she's hot....
Posted on 8/8/14 at 8:51 pm to Real Pirate
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It's tomorrow at 3.
frick, you just trolled me. Thanks a lot!!! You called a place where you think you may get a happy ending and scheduled an appointment for tomorrow? Did they ask for your name? Did you give it to them with your phone number? Think you are going to see some chick who answered the phone today? They didn't ask you to call back tomorrow when you were ready to show up?
I kind of hope to see you asking for legal advice after you get out now. I'm done with this bullshite ridiculous troll thread.
Posted on 8/8/14 at 9:03 pm to Tiger Ree
Sorry I didn't make the appointment at your discretion?
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