What is your most memorable co-worker quitting story?

This one crazy bitch put in her two week notice and then left after a week and a half.

When I worked at fox sports grill in Houston, a coworker quit and set her apron on fire in the lobby of the restaurant. Haha

I liked her. She was nice. I heard later on she made it pass the first round of the voice or one of those talent shows; she went to celebrate, got too hammered, ran over some people. She's in jail for a long time.

At a previous job, watched a butch lesbian walk into the boss's office and, loud enough for everyone in the surrounding cubes to hear, told him "I quit. You can take this job and shove it up your arse, and while you're at it you can suck on my strapon." Then she just turned around and left the building.

Employee went out on Short Term Disability to have surgery. You're eligible for 100% pay for 6 months in a calendar year.

Employee walked into HR @ 5 months and 2 weeks, and put his 2 week notice.

Employee was paid for 6 months @ 100% pay while he didn't work, and in fact, used his time to find another job.

It was fricking glorious, because it was and still is a horrible place to work, and they've fricked over countless other employees. It was great for them to get a small taste of payback.

I heard a rumor about one similar to that. A tool pusher got a new job and took his entire crew with him. When shift change came, no one was there.

Probably just a rumor though...

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I heard a rumor about one similar to that. A tool pusher got a new job and took his entire crew with him. When shift change came, no one was there.

Probably just a rumor though...

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that manager was in deeeeep shyt after that stunt from what I heard. Think he was transferred to some dumpy facility in Oklahoma soon afterwards

Guys job that I got. Told the boss that his twin brother was in a car wreck and he had to take off a few days to go and see him. Few days later guy calls boss and tells him that's it's really bad, he is going to have to donate a kidney to save his brothers life. The office was taking up a collection to send flowers. Well they tried to call the guy to get an address as to where to send the flowers. Well someone in the office knew the parents. Through a friend of a friend. They called and got the twins company that he worked for. Boss called company to get an address offering his condolences, that's when the company that other twin worked for wanted to know what was going on. They said he's right here at work. Guy sent in his resignation a few days later

A guy gave his two weeks notice along with a list of demands. He was walked to the door.

One of my fellow associates finally had enough of the a-hole Junior Partner in the firm. The JP was a total dick and we hated working with him. The associate had pulled an all nighter working on some research the JP said he had to have for a client meeting. The JP tells him that the "client meeting" was put off but he wanted him to finish anyway so he didn't tell him. Dude losses his mind and they start yelling at each other. Within one minute there are several secretaries, lawyers, etc that can hear everything.

My boy yells "I'm tired of your bullshite and everything about you. In fact, I'm tired of fricking your daughter! I quit!" He storms down the hall to his office, grabs his personal stuff and goes off the radar with the firm. About year later I run into him in DC. After a couple drinks I finally get him open open about that day and ask him about the daughter sex. He says, "I wasn't doing her, but he didn't know it at the time. It let me get the last word."

Short term disability.

ETA: It's a benefit.