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Can your wife/girlfriend answer this math question?

Posted on 7/29/14 at 5:22 pm
Posted by Power-Dome
Member since Nov 2012
1112 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 5:22 pm
If you're traveling at 80 mph, how long will it take to go 80 miles?

Here's two girls who don't get it:
Case #1

Case #2 with bonus accent

My girlfriend got it right and thought I was trying to trick her with an easy question but my co workers wife bombed it on speakerphone.

Ask your SO and post results.
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79207 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 5:23 pm to
Prussians FFS
Posted by Croacka
Denham Springs
Member since Dec 2008
61441 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 5:24 pm to
she's a math teacher so god i hope so

Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
80893 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 5:26 pm to
I will ask and post the result
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
21924 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 5:26 pm to
My wife and 8 yo girl got it right.
Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
45737 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 5:27 pm to
1 hour assuming no factors like a stalled car on the side of the 405
This post was edited on 7/29/14 at 5:45 pm
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19054 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 5:27 pm to
My wife is an engineer

Posted by Turkey_Creek_Tiger
Member since Dec 2012
12343 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 5:27 pm to
thank god you don't have to understand the meaning of MPH to make a sandwich
Posted by KosmoCramer
Member since Dec 2007
76519 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 5:29 pm to
quote:

or a curve in the road


You will still travel 80 miles.

FAIL!
Posted by Mulat
Avalon Bch, FL
Member since Sep 2010
17517 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 5:30 pm to
quote:

she's a math teacher so god i hope so


Mine too, Cum Laude
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98188 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 5:34 pm to
16 hours if you have to cross the I-10 bridge :rimshot:
Posted by Spelt it rong
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2012
10016 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 5:40 pm to
"1 hr. I'm not a fricking idiot."

Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
45737 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 5:40 pm to
quote:

You will still travel 80 miles.

FAIL!

HA!! You obviously don't live where I live. A curve in the road requires a reduction of at least 15 MPH
Posted by Broski
Member since Jun 2011
70885 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 5:42 pm to
quote:

1 hour assuming no factors like a stalled car on the side of the 405 or a curve in the road



Well then you wouldn't be going 80 MPH now would you?
Posted by Epic Cajun
Lafayette, LA
Member since Feb 2013
32453 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 5:43 pm to
My wife got this right. She surprises me every once in a while
Posted by Swoopin
Member since Jun 2011
22030 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 5:43 pm to
But you're traveling 80 mph.
Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
45737 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 5:43 pm to
quote:

Well then you wouldn't be going 80 MPH now would you?

for frick's sake...y'all are getting as bad as the Poli Board with having no sense of humor...
Posted by KosmoCramer
Member since Dec 2007
76519 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 5:44 pm to
All I can say is that I hope you can make a half decent sandwich.
Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
45737 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 5:45 pm to
quote:

All I can say is that I hope you can make a half decent sandwich.

I make a fricking awesome sandwich...so it's ok for my math and MPH skills to be sort of lacking.
Posted by MrFreakinMiyagi
Reseda
Member since Feb 2007
18961 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 5:45 pm to
My bitch would be insulted if I even asked her that, and I get almost zero sex as it is.

ETA:
My 14yo daughter got it right.
This post was edited on 7/29/14 at 5:46 pm
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