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How does one ascertain a girls birthday?

Posted on 7/28/14 at 9:24 am
Posted by Envy
Garden District
Member since Mar 2011
1941 posts
Posted on 7/28/14 at 9:24 am
Without letting on that you forgot it... I know it's in like 2 weeks.

Yeah, I'm a dick, I know.

Already checked FB, no dice.
Posted by Pedro
Geaux Hawks
Member since Jul 2008
33545 posts
Posted on 7/28/14 at 9:25 am to
ask her friends
Posted by illuminatic
Manipulating politicans&rappers
Member since Sep 2012
6962 posts
Posted on 7/28/14 at 9:25 am to
Have a birthday week celebration. You look like a hero and she'll never suspect a thing.
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
36791 posts
Posted on 7/28/14 at 9:25 am to
ask her friends. look at the DOB on her license.
Posted by Coach Guidry
Member since Nov 2007
2333 posts
Posted on 7/28/14 at 9:25 am to
She's a female. She will remind you, remind her friends, have a "birthday week" and all this other BS.
Posted by LSUTygerFan
Homerun Village
Member since Jun 2008
33232 posts
Posted on 7/28/14 at 9:26 am to
check her facebook... they all have facebook
Posted by poncho villa
DALLAS
Member since Jul 2010
17705 posts
Posted on 7/28/14 at 9:26 am to
Ask her what night she wants to go out for dinner for her bday. Or use facebook
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32711 posts
Posted on 7/28/14 at 9:26 am to
bring up that you look really dumb in your DL picture then show her and ask to see hers, tell her how good she looks.

you find out the date and get bonus compliment sex.
Posted by LesMiles BFF
Lafayette
Member since May 2014
5101 posts
Posted on 7/28/14 at 9:26 am to
Ask a mutual friend.

Google her.

Accuse her of being a year older and she may say "I'm not going to be ____ years old until another ____ days". Then you can pinpoint it.



Soooooo many ways that this should be easy, James Bond.
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
21457 posts
Posted on 7/28/14 at 9:29 am to
Look back at her FB 1 year. Look for the happy birthday posts.

Tell her you know a really cool drivers license trick. Tilt it, and show her the hologram.

She'll think you are stupid, but you will know her birthdate.
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79214 posts
Posted on 7/28/14 at 9:29 am to
quote:

look at the DOB on her license.



Posted by Envy
Garden District
Member since Mar 2011
1941 posts
Posted on 7/28/14 at 9:30 am to
This is actually the best idea.

All of her friends would tell her, "____ asked me when your birthday was" (because they suck)
Posted by SouthOfSouth
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2008
43456 posts
Posted on 7/28/14 at 9:30 am to
Ask her what she plans on doing for her birthday... She will probably give away the date when explaining plans...
Posted by Envy
Garden District
Member since Mar 2011
1941 posts
Posted on 7/28/14 at 9:31 am to
quote:

FB 1 year
winner
Posted by Envy
Garden District
Member since Mar 2011
1941 posts
Posted on 7/28/14 at 9:33 am to
You. Are. The. Man.

I appreciate the idea.
Posted by Goldrush25
San Diego, CA
Member since Oct 2012
33794 posts
Posted on 7/28/14 at 9:33 am to
This is kinda like the Mulva episode on Seinfeld.
Posted by When in Rome
Telegraph Road
Member since Jan 2011
35543 posts
Posted on 7/28/14 at 10:02 am to
quote:

She'll think you are stupid, but you will know her birthdate.
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