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Andre Johnson explains why he cut off his own penis
Posted on 7/16/14 at 12:43 pm
Posted on 7/16/14 at 12:43 pm
Drugs, yes, but I was in complete control
Hey, no hard feelings, right?
quote:so, you haven't quit the drugs then.
"Yes, I was using drugs that night, but I was in complete control," he said. "I cut it off because that was the root of all my problems. My solution to the problem was the realization that sex is for mortals, and I am a god. ...Those kinds of activities got me into trouble, and I came here to be a god."
quote:cant imagine why
Johnson performs under the name Christ Bearer and his group Northstar was affiliated with the Wu-Tang Clan. Johnson said he hadn't spoken out on the incident before because "People perceived me as crazy, so I never wanted to speak wholeheartedly on the matter."
quote:
Doctors weren't able to reattach the penis, he told E!.
Hey, no hard feelings, right?
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Posted on 7/16/14 at 12:46 pm to UL-SabanRival
quote:
Doctors weren't able to reattach the penis, he told
I thought i read that he was going to do porn
Posted on 7/16/14 at 12:54 pm to Topwater Trout
You can do porn without a penis.
Posted on 7/16/14 at 12:54 pm to UL-SabanRival
If God is a dickless rapper on PCP, we are all fricked much worse than we ever thought.
This post was edited on 7/16/14 at 12:55 pm
Posted on 7/16/14 at 12:55 pm to UL-SabanRival
I clicked this expecting a link to ESPN.
Posted on 7/16/14 at 12:55 pm to UL-SabanRival
quote:
I came here to be a god."
Yeah, well now you're lower than a eunuch.
Posted on 7/16/14 at 3:30 pm to illuminatic
quote:
If God is a dickless rapper on PCP, we are all fricked much worse than we ever thought.
That would actually explain a lot.
Posted on 7/16/14 at 3:31 pm to UL-SabanRival
def not drafting him in fantasy football this year
Posted on 7/16/14 at 3:32 pm to UL-SabanRival
Pics or GTFO
Posted on 7/16/14 at 3:34 pm to UL-SabanRival
Texans have to trade him now, huh?
Posted on 7/16/14 at 3:35 pm to JumpingTheShark
quote:
You can do porn without a penis.
Start his own genre of porn called NBC
Posted on 7/16/14 at 3:36 pm to UL-SabanRival
Posted on 7/16/14 at 3:37 pm to UL-SabanRival
If he did porn, I would expect it to be a short film.
Posted on 7/16/14 at 3:37 pm to tigerbutt
No black cock?
Posted on 7/16/14 at 3:38 pm to High C
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Texans have to trade him now, huh?
He would look good as a Saint, even if he had no junk.
Can you imagine how sick that Offense would be with him?
Posted on 7/16/14 at 3:38 pm to Topwater Trout
quote:
Start his own genre of porn called NBC
How do you know he's black?
Posted on 7/16/14 at 3:42 pm to High C
His name is Andre
Posted on 7/16/14 at 3:43 pm to High C
i just assumed he is is he?
is he?Posted on 7/16/14 at 3:46 pm to Topwater Trout
I don't know. F'in with ya.
Posted on 7/16/14 at 3:50 pm to UL-SabanRival
Well, now we know for certain this guy is just nuts.
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