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How much jail time would you serve for $1 million?
Posted on 7/14/14 at 1:06 pm
Posted on 7/14/14 at 1:06 pm
I was thinking about these people that get wrongly accused and then get large settlements once they're released. How much time would $1 million be worth to you?
I think I could do up to 2 years (hopefully without the anal rape).
Edit: Everything would be the same after getting out, and it would not be on your criminal record.
I think I could do up to 2 years (hopefully without the anal rape).
Edit: Everything would be the same after getting out, and it would not be on your criminal record.
This post was edited on 7/14/14 at 1:12 pm
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Posted on 7/14/14 at 1:07 pm to jvilletiger25
48 hours and not a second more.
Posted on 7/14/14 at 1:07 pm to jvilletiger25
No more than a year tops and idk if I'd do that
Posted on 7/14/14 at 1:07 pm to jvilletiger25
Depends on the prison
Posted on 7/14/14 at 1:08 pm to jvilletiger25
Somewhere like Angola? 24-48 hours tops. 
Posted on 7/14/14 at 1:08 pm to jvilletiger25
I don't know how long, but I know it is WAYYYYYYYYY shorter than 2 years.
All depends on the type of prison though.
Maybe a week.
All depends on the type of prison though.
Maybe a week.
Posted on 7/14/14 at 1:08 pm to jvilletiger25
I could likely do probably 1.5yrs but it would have to be white collar prison. None of that pound me in the arse prison.
Posted on 7/14/14 at 1:08 pm to Ed Osteen
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Depends on the prison
I'd put a year or two in at one of those Martha Stewart type prisons for a cool after tax mil.
Posted on 7/14/14 at 1:08 pm to jvilletiger25
Is it $1 million cash money, tax free?
If so, heck I'd do 5 years.
If so, heck I'd do 5 years.
This post was edited on 7/14/14 at 1:10 pm
Posted on 7/14/14 at 1:09 pm to jvilletiger25
Before taxes? A year at most I think. I value my freedom and my life doesn't suck.
Posted on 7/14/14 at 1:09 pm to TigerFanatic99
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I'd put a year or two in at one of those Martha Stewart type prisons for a cool after tax mil.
Easily, as long as I can have my current job back
Posted on 7/14/14 at 1:09 pm to SouthOfSouth
I'd do white collar prison for a year or so. Pound me in the arse prison for a month 
Posted on 7/14/14 at 1:09 pm to jvilletiger25
I know someone who was paid to take the wrap and went to jail. Of course this happened in Miami in the 80's. Don't know how much he was paid or how long he was in, wasn't that long though.
I do know he never worked again and lived in a sweet pad in Miami. He was well taken care of from the deal.
I do know he never worked again and lived in a sweet pad in Miami. He was well taken care of from the deal.
Posted on 7/14/14 at 1:09 pm to Cole Beer
24 hours and I would have to be guaranteed solitary for that time period.
Posted on 7/14/14 at 1:10 pm to jvilletiger25
Does everything go back to normal afterwards?
Posted on 7/14/14 at 1:10 pm to Brageous
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Pound me in the arse prison for a month
A month for a skinny white guy like myself in a serious federal prison wouldn't be close to being worth it.
Posted on 7/14/14 at 1:10 pm to jvilletiger25
quote:
How much jail time would you serve for $1 million?
tax free?
I could do a year or two.
quote:
hopefully without the anal rape
be the raper not the rapee (only applies to prison)
Posted on 7/14/14 at 1:10 pm to jvilletiger25
This, well solitary confinement, was the story for an old radio drama.
It's a really interesting question to consider.
If you could promise I'd be safe, I'd do as many years as it would take me to earn that with the education I have on the outside...minus 25% of that time. For weekends I would have had off.
It's a really interesting question to consider.
If you could promise I'd be safe, I'd do as many years as it would take me to earn that with the education I have on the outside...minus 25% of that time. For weekends I would have had off.
This post was edited on 7/14/14 at 1:12 pm
Posted on 7/14/14 at 1:11 pm to jvilletiger25
Depends on the conjugal visits 
Posted on 7/14/14 at 1:11 pm to jvilletiger25
I would do 1 year in Jail for that.
No more.
Jail sucks and stinks. I've never been processed, but lock up is full of people with no access to showers or toothbrushes.
No more.
Jail sucks and stinks. I've never been processed, but lock up is full of people with no access to showers or toothbrushes.
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