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How do I pick up chicks in Europe?

Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:22 am
Posted by NawlinsTigah270
Mile High
Member since Jun 2008
13115 posts
Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:22 am
Do I need to sport some skinny jeans and tank tops or something? Is just being a good looking American male good enough? Would knowing a few pick up lines in the primary language of the country help? I am going to Amsterdam, Berlin, Vienna, and Prague in early fall. I will be very disappointed if I come back empty handed. Actually, I will not let that happen. I will harpoon a whale if it comes down to it
Posted by CaptainPanic
18.44311,-64.764021
Member since Sep 2011
25582 posts
Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:23 am to
Tinder is the only way to meet women
Posted by MillerMan
West U, Houston, TX
Member since Aug 2010
6512 posts
Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:23 am to
Act like a drunk obnoxious American, Europeans love that.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59599 posts
Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:23 am to
just tell them you are on some reality show.
Posted by ShreveportSteamer
SFO/ORD/DFW/MSY/SHV/DCA/MHT
Member since Jun 2014
276 posts
Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:24 am to
Wear cowboy boots.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
53715 posts
Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:24 am to
quote:

I will be very disappointed if I come back empty handed.


Gonna bring a Eurochick home with you. Good luck with that marriage.
Posted by FenrirTheBeard
NOLA
Member since Jun 2012
6426 posts
Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:24 am to
Speak English. Practically everyone there does, too. Just don't be that "American douche."
Posted by LSUzealot
Napoleon and Magazine
Member since Sep 2003
57656 posts
Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:24 am to
talk about how much you love New Orleans and the culture it has to offer...arguably the best city in the world.
Posted by NawlinsTigah270
Mile High
Member since Jun 2008
13115 posts
Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:24 am to
quote:

Act like a drunk obnoxious American, Europeans love that.

I am well-versed in this
Posted by Tino
:yawn:
Member since Dec 2004
86225 posts
Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:25 am to
Tell them you are from Bucktown
Posted by NawlinsTigah270
Mile High
Member since Jun 2008
13115 posts
Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:26 am to
quote:

talk about how much you love New Orleans and the culture it has to offer...arguably the best city in the world.

I said in the last thread I do actually talk NOLA up to people that have never been. I have turned over a new leaf and stopped the NOLA flaming, so let's just be friends
Posted by Creamer
louisiana
Member since Jul 2010
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Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:26 am to
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Posted by brucevilanch
Fort Worth, Tejas
Member since May 2011
24333 posts
Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:26 am to
Show them your huge American penis.
Posted by jose canseco
Houston via Houma via BR via NOLA
Member since Jul 2007
5667 posts
Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:26 am to
As soon as you break the ice, ask for a tour guide or suggestions. Then make sure yall go together.
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
16168 posts
Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:28 am to
Don't brush your teeth and let your breath smell like arse. You'll fit in just fine and the chicks will think you're a local.
Posted by Winkface
Member since Jul 2010
34377 posts
Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:28 am to
scarves
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
67006 posts
Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:28 am to
Try to learn the language at least a little. They for the most part speak fluent English, but they appreciate the effort.
Be gentlemanly. NO ONE IS over there. Chivalry will make you stand out in a good way.
If you have a southern accent, charm it up as long as it's not too "hick-ish". That stuff kills over there.
Mention you're from Louisiana. Europeans (particularly the French) are fascinated and enamored with Louisiana.
Don't dress frat (i.e. no shorts or backwards baseball caps in the club).
Don't dress hipster.
Dress in nice jeans (regular or boot cut) with a button down should be fine.
Posted by Brageous
Member since Jul 2008
107724 posts
Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:29 am to
wear brown shoes in the summer time, black in the winter time

they'll know you're foreign if you don't do this when you dress up bro

it's a thing
Posted by FenrirTheBeard
NOLA
Member since Jun 2012
6426 posts
Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:30 am to
Posted by NYCAuburn
TD Platinum Membership/SECr Sheriff
Member since Feb 2011
57002 posts
Posted on 7/1/14 at 11:31 am to
you need to tell them you are either from New York or LA to start
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