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ID This Snake On My Patio
Posted on 6/10/14 at 7:50 pm
Posted on 6/10/14 at 7:50 pm
Porter started barking at the back door, so I investigated and found this bundle of joy.
I stepped out of the door and it struck at me,good thing my AFO is carbon fiber.
Spawn of satan, back to hell with you.
I stepped out of the door and it struck at me,good thing my AFO is carbon fiber.
Spawn of satan, back to hell with you.
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Posted on 6/10/14 at 7:58 pm to HeadSlash
I noticed in the pics you were shaking very badly over a harmless snake. Get your husband next time and he should kindly move back in the garden for you, sugar tits.
Posted on 6/10/14 at 7:59 pm to HeadSlash
Can't tell if that's spots on it or not. My guess is a Racer if not. Speckled King snake if so.
Eta. After further review I say racer
Eta. After further review I say racer
This post was edited on 6/10/14 at 8:02 pm
Posted on 6/10/14 at 8:00 pm to HeadSlash
Don't take pictures with a potato.
Posted on 6/10/14 at 8:01 pm to AlxTgr
quote:
Don't take pictures with a potato.
Posted on 6/10/14 at 8:02 pm to HeadSlash
You did the right thing
Posted on 6/10/14 at 8:07 pm to HeadSlash
I've never seen a bigger group of pussys in all my life. Y'all claim to be outdoorsman but shite your pants when you see a harmless black snake. Wtf if wrong with you people. I only kill if it's venomous. Y'all kill a worm thinking it's a snake. 
Posted on 6/10/14 at 8:55 pm to Spunky
quote:
Y'all kill a worm thinking it's a snake
Better safe than sorry.
Posted on 6/10/14 at 9:32 pm to Spunky
Call me a pussy if you want, but if something strikes at me (especially a worm), better believe I'm striking back.
Posted on 6/10/14 at 9:36 pm to Spunky
eat my boudin, spunky. 
Posted on 6/10/14 at 9:38 pm to Ole Geauxt
Ahhh the good kind....dead.
Posted on 6/10/14 at 9:41 pm to gismap
Prepare for the rodent invasion.
Posted on 6/10/14 at 9:48 pm to Ole Geauxt
quote:
eat my boudin, spunky.
Posted on 6/11/14 at 6:43 am to Spunky
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Y'all claim to be outdoorsman but shite your pants when you see a harmless black snake.
They can't be bothered with the enormous outdoor task of learning to identify the 4 types of venomous snakes in north america.
eta: Judging by the apparent keeled scales, I think it's a water snake - probably a yellow-bellied one. But, it's hard to say since the photos are so blurry.
This post was edited on 6/11/14 at 7:24 am
Posted on 6/11/14 at 6:50 am to Teague
I saw a nice sized speckled king snake at the house over the weekend. I called my wife out to take a look and explained that the snake ate other snakes. She agreed to let it live if it stayed away. I reached down and tried to touch its tail and it took off. A little later she saw it again, but she wasn't calling for its head...
Posted on 6/11/14 at 6:56 am to HeadSlash
Love these threads
Posted on 6/11/14 at 6:56 am to HeadSlash
Love these threads
Posted on 6/11/14 at 7:49 am to Teague
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Water snake
Yup. Handshaking during pic makes it difficult though. Those things are very scary.
Posted on 6/11/14 at 7:59 am to Teague
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They can't be bothered with the enormous outdoor task of learning to identify the 4 types of venomous snakes in north America.
Here's what I think about that. Since the Obama admin. has taken over, I don't trust a damn thing, or anyone, I haven't known for a long time.
The common Green Snake here, is the fricking Green Mamba in Africa. Who knew the Hognose Snake was a mildly venomous rear fanged snake? Crazy people do crazy things, such as turn those things loose in the wild. And mutations?
I know and can speedily recognize our 4 species of venomous snakes. I worry about the imposters. Until B.O. is gone and order is restored to these United States of America, I will outen any snake that crosses my path.
This post was edited on 6/11/14 at 8:11 am
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