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All is Lost: The Death of the NBA

Posted on 6/3/14 at 3:29 pm
Posted by Broski
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Posted on 6/3/14 at 3:29 pm
Long arse read based on a bunch of video game nonsense, but hilarious nonetheless.

LINK


My favorite part was this:
quote:

More ominous than anything, though, is the Cavaliers' visit to the White House.



In 2018, the year after his second term ended, Barack Obama remains the President of the United States. He has clearly abolished Constitutional term limits, and God knows what else with it.


Posted by SPEEDY
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Member since Dec 2003
83374 posts
Posted on 6/3/14 at 3:36 pm to
quote:

2026-27

Championship: Nuggets over 76ers in 4



quote:

Anthony Davis leads the Nuggets to another NBA title. At the White House, the same President is there to greet them. Barack Obama has now been President for 19 years.


Posted by JohnZeroQ
Pelicans of Lafourche
Member since Jan 2012
8514 posts
Posted on 6/3/14 at 3:42 pm to
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2029-30

Championship: Pacers over Nuggets in 4
Season MVP: Nerlens Noel
Notable retirements at season's end: Kyrie Irving, Ricky Rubio, Kawhi Leonard, Damian Lillard, Anthony Bennett, Jonas Valanciunas, Derrick Williams, Dion Waiters
Hall of Fame inductions: Jonas Valanciunas, Anthony Bennett, Derrick Williams, Damian Lillard, Kyrie Irving
Posted by JohnZeroQ
Pelicans of Lafourche
Member since Jan 2012
8514 posts
Posted on 6/3/14 at 3:46 pm to
So of this stuff is so damn wacky.

quote:

Game 1 of the 2034 NBA Finals takes 12 overtimes to decide.


Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
115939 posts
Posted on 6/3/14 at 3:47 pm to
quote:

Hall of Fame inductions: Anthony Bennett


Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
71424 posts
Posted on 6/3/14 at 3:55 pm to
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NBA teams are still deftly avoiding Doomsday players at all costs, with one exception. The Knicks don't seem to understand how terrible these players are. Inexplicably, they've filled half their roster with Doomsday players, almost all of whom finish with Player Efficiency Ratings (PERs) in the negatives.
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Of course, the Knicks.
Posted by jumbo
Franklin
Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 6/3/14 at 4:02 pm to
I love these along with breaking Madden
Posted by Bigpoppat
Drinking a Manhattan
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 6/3/14 at 4:41 pm to
That was worth the read. Well done
Posted by LesGeaux45
Member since Nov 2009
9232 posts
Posted on 6/3/14 at 4:45 pm to
And somehow the Pels still couldn't sniff the finals
Posted by JohnnyKilroy
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Member since Oct 2012
35348 posts
Posted on 6/3/14 at 4:57 pm to
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And somehow the Pels still couldn't sniff the finals



Pels won the finals a year or two before the league "shutdown"

Posted by bigeztiger
Columbus Ohio
Member since Jul 2011
5092 posts
Posted on 6/3/14 at 5:31 pm to
Anthony Bennett in the HOF??
Posted by Zantrix
Parts Unknown
Member since Nov 2009
7940 posts
Posted on 6/3/14 at 5:46 pm to
Only 25 years to geaux!
Posted by Tiger1242
Member since Jul 2011
31927 posts
Posted on 6/3/14 at 6:35 pm to
Haha that was awesome
Posted by hg
Member since Jun 2009
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Posted on 6/3/14 at 6:57 pm to


This post was edited on 6/3/14 at 7:04 pm
Posted by Broski
Member since Jun 2011
70911 posts
Posted on 6/3/14 at 7:40 pm to
Posted by chalmetteowl
Chalmette
Member since Jan 2008
47642 posts
Posted on 6/4/14 at 8:54 am to
i know i'll be in the building

heck they signed all those crappy players, I might be the starting 2 on the pels' title team at the age of 51

i'm imagining a doomsday NBA where the 12 players on your roster every night are randomly selected from the fans who show up

also notice he said we keep AD, Jrue, and Eric Gordon together into their primes in the Doomsday era and still no trips to the finals, then we deal AD to the Nuggets and then eventually he goes to the (Bobcats)?
This post was edited on 6/4/14 at 4:30 pm
Posted by okietiger
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Member since Oct 2005
40971 posts
Posted on 6/4/14 at 10:43 am to
I was crying I was laughing so hard during that final video.

And those gifs:



Posted by heartbreakTiger
grinding for my grinders
Member since Jan 2008
138974 posts
Posted on 6/4/14 at 11:02 am to
I wish this would really happen to the NBA
Posted by Jamohn
Das Boot
Member since Mar 2009
13544 posts
Posted on 6/4/14 at 11:33 am to
I was impressed that in the Doomsday Era, the NBA appeared to have better attendance than they do now based on the videos/ gifs.
Posted by JohnnyKilroy
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Member since Oct 2012
35348 posts
Posted on 6/4/14 at 11:56 am to
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also notice he said we keep AD, Jrue, and Eric Gordon together into their primes in the Doomsday era and still no trips to the finals, then we deal AD to the Nuggets and then eventually he goes to the (Bobcats)?



Yea I can't believe we kept our core for so long and still had no trips to the finals. shite we had like 3 hall of famers on the same team in a rapidly declining league and still didn't make the finals lol.
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