I have a problem with a neighbor's dog

I have a neighbor with a pit bull. It doesn't have a collar, but seems nice. Yesterday, the neighbor snuck across the fence and trimmed my orange tree, cutting my pet rat snake in the process. I was pissed. I went to my $75k 4-cyl ford ultra platinum series 4wd truck, and pulled out my .22 lr. No bullets. I then reached for my model 700, but remembered they aren't safe. I couldn't get to any other guns, because they were all "secured" in a safe I forgot the combination to. I grabbed my Matthews (even though they are overpriced) but couldn't decide on whether to shoot conventional or mechanical broad heads. By this time I was really upset, because the bastard had been stomping on my grass I had been fertilizing with weed n feed, alternating mowing short and high. My dog got out of his concrete kennel somehow (I keep him locked up and fed ol Roy food when it isn't hunting season because he's a tool, not a pet) and took off after the neighbor and his dog. Luckily, I had my new shock collar on him and I buzzed him pretty good to keep him from biting them. They ended up seeking refuge in my raised tomato garden, and knocked over my hybrid bigbettercelebracherokeeole plants. Luckily I remembered I keep a judge in my kayak for protection from banded watersnakes. By the time I got the judge they were gone, but I'll be waiting for the next time that dog crosses the property line, as he and his owner have been warned.

WWOBD?