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Posted on 5/24/14 at 8:47 am
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
27707 posts
Posted on 5/24/14 at 8:47 am
5am. Made a b line for the shitter and looked like the willy wonka chocolate river

No fever, body feels fine but just an uneasy feeling in stomach all morning.

Ate a normal meal last night, nothing crazy


Is this food poisoning or stomach virus? Or do I finally have the aid?
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19054 posts
Posted on 5/24/14 at 8:48 am to
Same here, Thai kitchen for dinner

Bad idea
Posted by 13SaintTiger
Isle of Capri
Member since Sep 2011
18315 posts
Posted on 5/24/14 at 8:49 am to
Probably stomach virus. I had the problem all day yesterday and half if Thursday. My two brothers had it about a week ago. My anus hurts.
Posted by TigersSEC2010
Warren, Michigan
Member since Jan 2010
37359 posts
Posted on 5/24/14 at 8:50 am to
I'll take your wife off your hand. The runs are usually fatal.
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
58336 posts
Posted on 5/24/14 at 8:50 am to
If you had actual food poisoning, you'd know, and you would have shite more than once.
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
27707 posts
Posted on 5/24/14 at 8:50 am to
Dammit. Doing an upscale business dinner with boss and out wives tonight

I can't skip out and I want to enjoy it
Posted by Birdie King
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2013
8065 posts
Posted on 5/24/14 at 8:51 am to
I'm plugged up with cheese. We should get together.

Posted by Sir Drinksalot
Member since Aug 2005
16742 posts
Posted on 5/24/14 at 8:55 am to
12-24 hour bug going around. Stay in bed.
Posted by 13SaintTiger
Isle of Capri
Member since Sep 2011
18315 posts
Posted on 5/24/14 at 8:58 am to
quote:

Dammit. Doing an upscale business dinner with boss and out wives tonight I can't skip out and I want to enjoy it


Just hold it in.
Posted by ruzil
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2012
16904 posts
Posted on 5/24/14 at 9:01 am to
Imodium plus is your friend. Get it.
Posted by holmesbr
Baton Rouge, La.
Member since Feb 2012
3006 posts
Posted on 5/24/14 at 9:02 am to
And the cramps and vomiting would also be n indicator.
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
27707 posts
Posted on 5/24/14 at 9:09 am to
Yeah frick it

Ribeye, lobster Mac and cheese and gin and tonic tonight

Wearing a diaper
Posted by SomeTigerFan
Over there
Member since Oct 2012
3232 posts
Posted on 5/24/14 at 9:49 am to
quote:

Dammit. Doing an upscale business dinner with boss and out wives tonight


Let's be honest; did you make this thread just to post this?
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
27707 posts
Posted on 5/24/14 at 9:51 am to
Ha. No I'm broke but he's not so I ain't bragging
Posted by Chris Farley
Regulating
Member since Sep 2009
4180 posts
Posted on 5/24/14 at 9:51 am to
Your wife probably gave you food poisoning after calling her out on the interwebz last weekend.
This post was edited on 5/24/14 at 9:54 am
Posted by SomeTigerFan
Over there
Member since Oct 2012
3232 posts
Posted on 5/24/14 at 9:51 am to
quote:

Ribeye, lobster Mac and cheese and gin and tonic tonight

And then this as well?
Posted by BlackleafBaller
Member since Oct 2012
1863 posts
Posted on 5/24/14 at 9:51 am to
Dysentary
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164137 posts
Posted on 5/24/14 at 9:52 am to
Probably nothing more than mild IBS.

I don't even think a 12 hour virus is possible.
Posted by bencoleman
RIP 7/19
Member since Feb 2009
37887 posts
Posted on 5/24/14 at 10:36 am to
If you feel like you have to fart today just strain and blast it as hard as you can, nothing could possibly go wrong.
Posted by Venelar
The AP
Member since Oct 2010
1134 posts
Posted on 5/24/14 at 10:37 am to
Day 3 for me. Prepare thy anus.
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