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How to order an old fashioned at a fancy restaurant?

Posted on 5/9/14 at 7:38 pm
Posted by indytiger
baton rouge/indy
Member since Oct 2004
9832 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 7:38 pm
I'll be going to a nice old steakhouse and have never ordered one, just made my own. What should I tell the waiter? Thanks in advance!
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
48838 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 7:39 pm to
I want an old fashioned and a diablo sandwich. And make it snappy I'm in a god damn hurry.
Posted by pookiebear
TX
Member since Apr 2014
342 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 7:39 pm to
what bourbon you want
Posted by Ole Geauxt
KnowLa.
Member since Dec 2007
50880 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 7:43 pm to
quote:

I want an old fashioned and a diablo sandwich. And make it snappy I'm in a god damn hurry.


"I have to catch The Bandit"!!!
Posted by Lester Earl
Member since Nov 2003
278319 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 7:43 pm to
they'll ask rye or bourbon, and possibly if you want fruit or not.
Posted by Sherman Klump
Wellman College
Member since Jul 2011
4457 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 7:44 pm to
Am I missing something here?

Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134860 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 7:45 pm to
"Ma'am, I would like an old fashioned. And make sure there's an umbrella in it, y'all left it out last time."
Posted by LSU-MNCBABY
Knightsgate
Member since Jan 2004
24353 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 7:49 pm to


I usually go with, "I'll take a woodford old fashioned my good man"

You think you need to tell him what fruit you want in it or something?
Posted by indytiger
baton rouge/indy
Member since Oct 2004
9832 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 7:55 pm to
I literally had no clue. I had a plan of looking at their whiskeys and saying "I'll have a ___ old fashioned". And then I pictured the waiter along with the rest of my table looking at me like a retard.
Posted by Sherman Klump
Wellman College
Member since Jul 2011
4457 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 7:57 pm to
At least you're honest.
Posted by patnuh
South LA
Member since Sep 2005
6711 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 8:00 pm to
Bank robbin's baby shite along side what dis dude is doing.
Posted by TIGRLEE
Northeast Louisiana
Member since Nov 2009
31493 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 8:14 pm to
Waiter: may I get you a drink or cocktail?

Me: yes , I'll have an old fashion.

Pretty simple process.
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
75183 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 8:16 pm to
Makers Mark old fashioned on the rocks.
Posted by indytiger
baton rouge/indy
Member since Oct 2004
9832 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 8:16 pm to
Alright folks. More questions:

I've never had one with rye, only bourbon. Do you think I'd like it with rye? Do bars tend to carry rye?
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
48838 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 8:17 pm to
You want something junior? Hushpuppies daddy. Hushpuppies? We ain't got time for that shite boy.

Sorry for the hijack.
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
73681 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 8:20 pm to
Tell them to muddle the shite out of a cherry with those bitters.



This post was edited on 5/9/14 at 8:21 pm
Posted by LoneStarTiger
Lone Star State
Member since Aug 2004
15944 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 8:23 pm to
And don't forget to tell her "thank ya, nice lady"
Posted by Ole Geauxt
KnowLa.
Member since Dec 2007
50880 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 8:29 pm to
"there's no way that you came from my loins".
Posted by Uncle JackD
Member since Nov 2007
58638 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 8:34 pm to
quote:

Tell them not to muddle the shite out of a cherry with those bitters.

fify
Posted by patnuh
South LA
Member since Sep 2005
6711 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 8:34 pm to
Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!
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