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Doughnut shop employee pays tribute to Mitch Hedberg on receipts
Posted on 5/1/14 at 11:45 am
Posted on 5/1/14 at 11:45 am
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"I don’t need a receipt for a doughnut," Hedberg says in the routine. "I’ll just give you the money, you give me the doughnut. End of transaction. We don’t need to bring ink and paper into this.”
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Posted on 5/1/14 at 11:46 am to lsuwontonwrap
What happened with your girl's manager?
Posted on 5/1/14 at 11:47 am to arseinclarse
Make up sex in a mall parking garage most likely...
Posted on 5/1/14 at 11:47 am to lsuwontonwrap
Posted on 5/1/14 at 11:48 am to lsuwontonwrap
My guess is that he's gonna be slingin' doughnuts a long while:
"I mostly just put the quote there because it's delicious chocolate glazed irony to have that on a receipt at a donut shop," Becker said.
His boss at the doughnut shop thought it was "hilarious."
"It's not like I work at Dunkin' Donuts," Becker wrote on Reddit. "This would never fly in a place like that."
But Becker says his boss' boss put the brakes on the tribute.
"[He] thought it was pretty funny, too, but also thought it was inappropriate," Becker explained. "He actually thought we had somehow been hacked before I copped to it."
Becker was forced to switch to a quote from "Simpsons" creator Matt Groening.
"Donuts, is there anything they can't do?" Groening's quote reads.
"I mostly just put the quote there because it's delicious chocolate glazed irony to have that on a receipt at a donut shop," Becker said.
His boss at the doughnut shop thought it was "hilarious."
"It's not like I work at Dunkin' Donuts," Becker wrote on Reddit. "This would never fly in a place like that."
But Becker says his boss' boss put the brakes on the tribute.
"[He] thought it was pretty funny, too, but also thought it was inappropriate," Becker explained. "He actually thought we had somehow been hacked before I copped to it."
Becker was forced to switch to a quote from "Simpsons" creator Matt Groening.
"Donuts, is there anything they can't do?" Groening's quote reads.
Posted on 5/1/14 at 11:50 am to brucevilanch
i can't understand why the manager/owner had an issue with this. i think that's funny as hell and would give them my business if they did fun stuff like that. Also "Freshest Doughnut Pros" is just about the worst name for a doughnut shop ever
Posted on 5/1/14 at 11:50 am to arseinclarse
quote:
What happened with your girl's manager?
She doesn't get home until 5...
Posted on 5/1/14 at 11:51 am to lsuwontonwrap
I can has doughnut?
Posted on 5/1/14 at 11:51 am to lsuwontonwrap
She'll get off much earlier than that...
Posted on 5/1/14 at 11:52 am to Geauxld Finger
Probably pissed about the amount of ink and paper he was using.
I imagine a doughnut shop has pretty skinny (ironically) margins.
I imagine a doughnut shop has pretty skinny (ironically) margins.
Posted on 5/1/14 at 12:14 pm to VetteGuy
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Probably pissed about the amount of ink and paper he was using.
Receipts are "printed" on thermal paper... no ink used. But I guess it does use a bit more paper with so many words.
Posted on 5/1/14 at 12:15 pm to VetteGuy
Probably pissed because he used a lame Mitch hedberg joke
Posted on 5/1/14 at 12:16 pm to lsuwontonwrap
I just want to post in this thread cause Hedberg was funny. Love his humor
Posted on 5/1/14 at 12:45 pm to lsuwontonwrap
"Let's make a clever joke on a receipt at the donut shop I work at, then post it on all social media, then contact yahoo.com so I can interview about how clever my joke was and run people through the entire process because it was such a well thought out and clever joke. Hahahaha I surpise myself with my wit. Never ceasing to amaze."
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