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FL man masturbates to semi-truck driver on I-95
Posted on 4/25/14 at 2:57 pm
Posted on 4/25/14 at 2:57 pm
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Cory Evans was pulled over after the driver reported that he “slowed when the semi-truck slowed and sped up when the semi-truck accelerated” while masturbating. The driver continued talking to dispatchers while he followed Evans, TC Palm reported.
"The victim stated that the driver seemed to be enticing him and harassing him," the arrest report states. "The victim stated that the suspect continued masturbating with the interior dome light on so he could be easily seen.”
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Posted on 4/25/14 at 2:58 pm to arseinclarse
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The driver continued talking to dispatchers while he followed Evans, TC Palm reported.
What?
Posted on 4/25/14 at 2:59 pm to arseinclarse
Makin memories that last a lifetime.
Posted on 4/25/14 at 2:59 pm to arseinclarse
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arseinclarse
Be honest... you wish you were that truck driver, right?
Posted on 4/25/14 at 3:01 pm to arseinclarse
If fapping while driving is wrong, I don't want to be right
Posted on 4/25/14 at 3:02 pm to arseinclarse
one thing about drive fapping is you better have a 5 hr energy drink for post fap.
Posted on 4/25/14 at 3:02 pm to arseinclarse
Just another Thursday in Florida
Posted on 4/25/14 at 3:02 pm to arseinclarse
quote:REMAKE!!!
he “slowed when the semi-truck slowed and sped up when the semi-truck accelerated” while masturbating.
Posted on 4/25/14 at 3:03 pm to Y.A. Tittle
Posted on 4/25/14 at 3:05 pm to arseinclarse
Sorry for partying
Posted on 4/25/14 at 3:06 pm to Darth_Vader
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you wish you were that truck driver, right?
I would have been upset, since he didn't finish.
Posted on 4/25/14 at 3:08 pm to Green Chili Tiger
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Just another Thursday in Florida
This reminds me, and anyone else at UF in 2009-2010, of the "Mobile Masturbator". The student newspaper came up with that for some dude who would cruise campus in a Jeep Comanche pickup jacking it for all the sorority girls jogging in tank tops to see. Pretty impressive for him to do that multiple times and never get caught, how many Jeep Comanches are still out there?
Posted on 4/25/14 at 3:09 pm to arseinclarse
This is getting out of hand....
Posted on 4/25/14 at 3:11 pm to arseinclarse
It was all fun and games until he went into 2nd gear
Posted on 4/25/14 at 3:12 pm to jchamil
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how many Jeep Comanches are still out there?
Just one, but if it's rockin' don't come a knockin'
Posted on 4/25/14 at 3:13 pm to arseinclarse
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I would have been upset, since he didn't finish.
I have an emission pun brewing.
Posted on 4/25/14 at 3:13 pm to arseinclarse
Dude how many shitty threads are you gonna start today damn
Posted on 4/25/14 at 3:13 pm to arseinclarse
Another sick fetish...someone got caught here beating off in a car a little while ago to passerbys. voyeurism is what they call it
Posted on 4/25/14 at 3:34 pm to JordonfortheJ
Done it
Posted on 4/25/14 at 3:36 pm to JordonfortheJ
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voyeurism is what they call it
I thought was exhibitionism?
Except in Florida where it's called "passing".
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