Best drinking Toasts

To honor. If you can't come in her come on her.

"cheers"

“Here’s to the people we’ve met, and to the people we’ve fricked, and to those of us who’ve had no such luck. Here’s to beer in the glass, and vodka in the cup. Here’s to pokin’ her in the arse so she won’t get knocked up. Here’s to all of you, and here’s to me, together as friends we’ll always be. But if we should ever disagree, then frick ALL OF YOU, HERE’S TO ME!”

Money, hoes, sex and weed

Here's to swimmin with bow legged women

Some men die for Honor
Some men die to be Free
But a Whiskey Glass and a Piece of arse
Will be the Death of Me

Here's to snatchin' kisses and vice versa

Here's to the ones we love the best
we love them best when their undressed
when their dead and long forgotten
we'll dig them up and frick them rotten.

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Here's to snatchin' kisses and vice versa

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I like that one. Gotta try and remember that.

To rape, riot, and revolution. May prostitution flourish, virginity diminish, and frick become a household word.

"It's easy to grin
when your ship comes in
and you've got the stock market beat.
But the man worthwhile
is the man who can smile
when his shorts are too tight in the seat".