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Texans, Scruffy has a bone to pick with y'all

Posted on 4/11/14 at 5:43 pm
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72080 posts
Posted on 4/11/14 at 5:43 pm
How can y'all not drive?

Seriously, y'all make us look like a bunch of Mario Andrettis.

Y'all either drive too damn slow or you can't handle the truck you bought because it was the "Texan" thing to do.

You are pissing Scruffy off.
This post was edited on 4/11/14 at 5:46 pm
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171036 posts
Posted on 4/11/14 at 5:44 pm to
I drive fine. frick off.
Posted by chalupa
Member since Jan 2011
6757 posts
Posted on 4/11/14 at 5:45 pm to
No way it's worse than BR. Not possible.
Posted by jrodLSUke
Premium
Member since Jan 2011
22148 posts
Posted on 4/11/14 at 5:45 pm to
I10 rolls along pretty well until I hit the LA state line. We don't claim Beaumont BYW.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65706 posts
Posted on 4/11/14 at 5:46 pm to

Where? fricking Diboll?

Dallas is the Autobahn of the Americas.
Posted by cheesesteak501
The South
Member since Mar 2014
3152 posts
Posted on 4/11/14 at 5:46 pm to
Piss off, Scruffy.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72080 posts
Posted on 4/11/14 at 5:47 pm to
They drive like a bunch of old men. Can't even go the speed limit.
Posted by Emiliooo
Member since Jun 2013
5148 posts
Posted on 4/11/14 at 5:47 pm to
That huge as S bend doesn't help Beaumont's cause.

What were they thinking? Ok... well Beaumont is on a busy interstate in between Houston and the rest of Louisiana, let's just completely frick up the design here so we can laugh at all the cars in grid lock
Posted by ShaneTheLegLechler
Member since Dec 2011
60152 posts
Posted on 4/11/14 at 5:47 pm to
It's always strange to me how when people go somewhere that's not their home they claim the natives are the worst drivers on the planet, etc so forth. I've never heard someone come back from a place and be like "man, the drivers in x place were great!"
Posted by VetteGuy
Member since Feb 2008
28171 posts
Posted on 4/11/14 at 5:48 pm to
Texas drivers are light years better than Louisiana drivers.

Scruffy must've got Scruffy's license yesterday from Scruffy's local DMV office.
Posted by SUB
Member since Jan 2001
Member since Jan 2009
20829 posts
Posted on 4/11/14 at 5:48 pm to
Where are you. I notice the opposite when I'm in LA.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119144 posts
Posted on 4/11/14 at 5:48 pm to
I see way too many people driving slow in the left lane, everywhere, not just Texas.
Posted by WhiskerBiscuitSlayer
Member since Jan 2013
13840 posts
Posted on 4/11/14 at 5:48 pm to
Posted by Kingwood Tiger
Katy, TX
Member since Jul 2005
14162 posts
Posted on 4/11/14 at 5:48 pm to
quote:

Can't even go the speed limit


You must not be in Houston...if you drive the speed limit, you get run over!
Posted by DownSouthCrawfish
Simcoe Strip - He/Him/Helicopter
Member since Oct 2011
36343 posts
Posted on 4/11/14 at 5:48 pm to
Where at in Texas?


Eta: Everyone drives fast in Dallas. Nascar races on GWB.
This post was edited on 4/11/14 at 5:52 pm
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72080 posts
Posted on 4/11/14 at 5:49 pm to
quote:

Posted by kywildcatfanone I see way too many people driving slow in the left lane, everywhere, not just Texas.
Yea well, those people were probably born in Texas or have family in Texas or went to Texas once.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72080 posts
Posted on 4/11/14 at 5:50 pm to
Scruffy is right outside some place called Murchison.
Posted by ShaneTheLegLechler
Member since Dec 2011
60152 posts
Posted on 4/11/14 at 5:52 pm to
East Texas
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72080 posts
Posted on 4/11/14 at 5:52 pm to
And the fricking speed traps.

Jesus.
Posted by NewIberiaHaircut
Lafayette
Member since May 2013
11555 posts
Posted on 4/11/14 at 5:55 pm to
Texans have absolutely no idea what the left lane is for.
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