Unexpected outcome between turtle and ex pat form Pierre Part

Ok you coonasses hiding this guy so he is not run out of town. With a name like Leblanc his great grand mere will be disappointed that he did not start a sauce picant. I also hear the city of Pierre Part will revoke his citizenship and the Pierre Part store will ban him as well

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My bayou turtle story is will heading down to the Berwick landing I had a coonass from down da buya wid me and we were towing a 23’ whaler (for work – I would never own a POS whaler) and a big snapper is crossing the road – so my padnah yells at me to stop stop stop - I try to stop but truck and whaler took a little while. Before we came to a stop he is out the door running back to the turtle but before he got there a little sentra etc had stopped and were picking up the turtle and putting it in the trunk. Man he was PO’d – after awhile he said “man I cant tell my daddy dat we missed a turtle dat big he wouldn’t let me in da house”. Every time I see a turtle I think of him and BTW his dad did make a great sauce picant