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Playboy Model Suing for "Golf Tee in Butt" Stunt

Posted on 3/14/14 at 8:36 am
Posted by GaryMyMan
Shreveport
Member since May 2007
13498 posts
Posted on 3/14/14 at 8:36 am
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Dickson agreed to have a photo taken of her lying on her stomach "with her buttocks partially exposed" so that Kevin Klein, co-host of the show, could hit a golf ball put atop a tee that was inserted between her butt cheeks, the suit alleges.

However, Klein missed the tee and "struck plaintiff on the buttocks, causing her injuries and damages," the suit states.

Dickson suffered pain, suffering, worrying and anxiety as a result of her injuries, the suit states.




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Dickson is seeking $500,000 and "punitive damages" for battery and negligence.



This post was edited on 3/14/14 at 8:40 am
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117709 posts
Posted on 3/14/14 at 8:37 am to
I'd tee it up in her butt.
Posted by Spaulding Smails
Milano’s Bar
Member since Jun 2012
18805 posts
Posted on 3/14/14 at 8:40 am to
Her face looks like the stunt was performed off of it

Lower tier playboy model, 2/10 Would. Not. Bang.
Posted by tzimme4
Metairie
Member since Jan 2008
28401 posts
Posted on 3/14/14 at 8:40 am to
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anxiety as a result of her injuries

Is she worried about dudes seeing her bruised arse before they PIHB.
Posted by The Sad Banana
The gate is narrow.
Member since Jul 2008
89498 posts
Posted on 3/14/14 at 8:41 am to
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Dickson agreed to have a photo taken of her lying on her stomach "with her buttocks partially exposed" so that Kevin Klein, co-host of the show, could hit a golf ball put atop a tee that was inserted between her butt cheeks, the suit alleges
Uh, then you can't sue.

ETA: Or, it makes no sense to. But I like to use common sense.
This post was edited on 3/14/14 at 8:42 am
Posted by JG77056
Vegas baby, Vegas
Member since Sep 2010
12064 posts
Posted on 3/14/14 at 8:42 am to
She was featured in the 'Girls with two different sized halves of their faces' edition
Posted by RBWilliams8
Member since Oct 2009
53417 posts
Posted on 3/14/14 at 8:43 am to
"This isn't what I had in mind when you said you wanted to tee off in my arse"
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67590 posts
Posted on 3/14/14 at 8:45 am to
I hope he replaced the divot
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117709 posts
Posted on 3/14/14 at 8:47 am to
I'd dump some sand in her divot.
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67590 posts
Posted on 3/14/14 at 8:48 am to
Think he got a mulligan?

Should have used a shorter shaft
This post was edited on 3/14/14 at 8:50 am
Posted by TypoKnig
Member since Aug 2011
8928 posts
Posted on 3/14/14 at 8:49 am to
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I'd dump some sand in her divot.




It sounds like she already has some there.
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George
Member since Aug 2004
77980 posts
Posted on 3/14/14 at 8:49 am to
I'd go for her hole in one.
Posted by Duckman13
Tiger Stadium
Member since Dec 2006
3047 posts
Posted on 3/14/14 at 8:50 am to
Her name is Dick son too. Too much in this
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
150754 posts
Posted on 3/14/14 at 8:50 am to
For some reason, "punitive damages" sounds awfully funny here.
Posted by GaryMyMan
Shreveport
Member since May 2007
13498 posts
Posted on 3/14/14 at 8:52 am to
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For some reason, "punitive damages" sounds awfully funny here.

Literally everything sounds funny with this story. I'm just glad it was DJ Kevin Kline and not American-treasure-and-star-of-the-critically-underrated-Dave Kevin Kline.
This post was edited on 3/14/14 at 8:53 am
Posted by YumYum Sauce
Arkansas
Member since Nov 2010
8315 posts
Posted on 3/14/14 at 9:10 am to
I mean I could understand if she let a washed out PGA pro like Daly try this on her, but some random DJ? Are you kidding me?? you're talking 100+ mph club head speed slamming right into a ball/tee stuck in your bum. GREAT IDEA
Posted by Casty McBoozer
your mom's fat arse
Member since Sep 2005
35495 posts
Posted on 3/14/14 at 9:15 am to
quote:

For some reason, "punitive damages" sounds awfully funny here.

He hit her in her punitive region.
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
58346 posts
Posted on 3/14/14 at 9:17 am to
So was the tee in her B hole, or just wedged in between the cheeks?
Posted by OTIS2
NoLA
Member since Jul 2008
50124 posts
Posted on 3/14/14 at 9:20 am to
That's going to produce some interesting pictoral evidence during the damages portion of the trial.
Posted by Cold Cous Cous
Bucktown, La.
Member since Oct 2003
15046 posts
Posted on 3/14/14 at 9:26 am to
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so that Kevin Klein, co-host of the show, could hit a golf ball put atop a tee that was inserted between her butt cheeks

I'm having a lot of trouble wrapping my mind around this sentence.
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