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I'm about to reach a new level of trashiness.

Posted on 3/12/14 at 6:11 pm
Posted by CtotheVrzrbck
WeWaCo
Member since Dec 2007
37538 posts
Posted on 3/12/14 at 6:11 pm
I'm laughing at myself for even considering this. I'm 10 minutes away from shaving my balls in a public restroom. My new Sugar Momma at my office was looking tremendous today she wants to go get dinner and drinks in 30 minutes. It will take me 2 hours to drive home, shower, and trim the boys and drive back to Fayetteville. She doesn't want to wait that long and Walgreens is right at the next stoplight.

Bad planning by me for not being prepared b/c you never know when some action could go down, but I can't show up with an unkempt manbush.

You guys get to help me decide what public restroom to disgrace.
Posted by Swoopin
Member since Jun 2011
22030 posts
Posted on 3/12/14 at 6:12 pm to
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59599 posts
Posted on 3/12/14 at 6:12 pm to
How old is she?
Posted by Jack Daniel
In the bottle
Member since Feb 2013
25413 posts
Posted on 3/12/14 at 6:12 pm to
Nair and rinse in sink is only option
Posted by Sunday_Tiger
Napoleanville
Member since Mar 2012
1081 posts
Posted on 3/12/14 at 6:13 pm to


You gotta do what you gotta do

You better Make sure you seal the deal though or this might be weird
Posted by USMCTiger03
Member since Sep 2007
71176 posts
Posted on 3/12/14 at 6:13 pm to
You must have wearwolf balls for this to be a problem.
Posted by willthezombie
the graveyard
Member since Dec 2013
1546 posts
Posted on 3/12/14 at 6:13 pm to
Posted by au21tigers
Thursday
Member since Nov 2009
12548 posts
Posted on 3/12/14 at 6:13 pm to
Posted by Bunk Moreland
Member since Dec 2010
53028 posts
Posted on 3/12/14 at 6:14 pm to
The alpha/beta stuff on here is too much, but a true alpha would never care what his middle age skeezer thinks about his sack. I award you zero points.
Posted by Wally Sparks
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2013
29114 posts
Posted on 3/12/14 at 6:14 pm to
Posted by tketaco
Sunnyside, Houston
Member since Jan 2010
19444 posts
Posted on 3/12/14 at 6:15 pm to
I've naired my balls once, do it.
Posted by Angry Penguin
Pecan Sandwich
Member since Jan 2013
545 posts
Posted on 3/12/14 at 6:16 pm to
Balpha
Posted by TigerBait2008
Boulder,CO
Member since Jun 2008
32383 posts
Posted on 3/12/14 at 6:17 pm to
You're an Arky fan, you've already reached the pinnacle.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55438 posts
Posted on 3/12/14 at 6:17 pm to
quote:

Ballpha
Posted by ZacAttack
The Land Mass
Member since Oct 2012
6416 posts
Posted on 3/12/14 at 6:17 pm to
Seems kinda beta move. Just show up looking like Chewbaca and tell her to deal with it.
Posted by Kel Varnsen
Member since May 2013
1975 posts
Posted on 3/12/14 at 6:18 pm to
Do it to it, Niccolo
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 3/12/14 at 6:20 pm to
Shave them and leave the razor and pubes all in the sink
Posted by eyepooted
Member since Jul 2010
5717 posts
Posted on 3/12/14 at 6:21 pm to
Bet you don't get no tail tonight.
Posted by 82fumanchu
Saskatchewan
Member since Jan 2014
1968 posts
Posted on 3/12/14 at 6:21 pm to
Congrats on the seks
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19239 posts
Posted on 3/12/14 at 6:24 pm to
If give em a good trim and you should be fine. No need to shave.
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