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New Element Discovered
Posted on 3/5/14 at 1:28 pm
Posted on 3/5/14 at 1:28 pm
Discovery Announcement ~ The densest element in the known Universe has been found!
Pelosium:
A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Pelosium. Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 223 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311.
These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
The symbol of Pelosium is PU.
Pelosium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within the Pelosium molecule, leading to the formation of isodopes.
This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in voting concentration.
Pelosium:
A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Pelosium. Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 223 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311.
These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
The symbol of Pelosium is PU.
Pelosium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within the Pelosium molecule, leading to the formation of isodopes.
This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in voting concentration.
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Posted on 3/5/14 at 1:29 pm to Godfather1
Posted on 3/5/14 at 1:29 pm to Godfather1
This joke is so old it makes me feel old reading it....and i am not even 30 yet
This post was edited on 3/5/14 at 1:31 pm
Posted on 3/5/14 at 1:30 pm to Volvagia
Pardon me. I hadn't heard it.
Posted on 3/5/14 at 1:33 pm to Volvagia
quote:
This joke is so old
Who cares? Chemistry jokes need to be told periodically.
Posted on 3/5/14 at 1:33 pm to Godfather1
Posted on 3/5/14 at 1:36 pm to wilfont
quote:
Chemistry jokes need to be told periodically
Posted on 3/5/14 at 1:36 pm to wilfont
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Who cares? Chemistry jokes need to be told periodically.
:rimshot:
I wonder how many people will see what you did there?
Posted on 3/5/14 at 1:37 pm to Volvagia
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This joke is so old
Yes. However,
quote:
Chemistry jokes need to be told periodically.
this is quite clever.
This post was edited on 3/5/14 at 1:38 pm
Posted on 3/5/14 at 1:37 pm to wilfont
Posted on 3/5/14 at 1:40 pm to Jbird
Godfather & wilfont == Rowan and Martin
Posted on 3/5/14 at 2:01 pm to son of arlo
"Pu" is plutonium ... just saying.
That's the stuff that Doc Brown stole from the Libyans for fuel for the time machine delorean.
Back when it was okay and encouraged to hate on and laugh at Libyans in their VW hippie vans with rocket launchers in the sunroof.
That's the stuff that Doc Brown stole from the Libyans for fuel for the time machine delorean.
Back when it was okay and encouraged to hate on and laugh at Libyans in their VW hippie vans with rocket launchers in the sunroof.
Posted on 3/5/14 at 2:11 pm to Godfather1
mods please sticky the OP as the dumbest post on TD ever
This post was edited on 3/5/14 at 2:12 pm
Posted on 3/5/14 at 2:12 pm to wilfont
quote:
Who cares? Chemistry jokes need to be told periodically.
This post > the OP
Posted on 3/5/14 at 2:17 pm to Cruiserhog
You serious Clark? 
Posted on 3/5/14 at 2:20 pm to Godfather1
Pu is Plutonium. At least make a new symbol for your great joke.
Posted on 3/5/14 at 2:42 pm to Godfather1
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