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Depressed man tries to feed himself to tigers, gets rejected
Posted on 2/19/14 at 8:33 am
Posted on 2/19/14 at 8:33 am
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Entering the tiger enclosure at the Chengdu Zoo in China’s southwest Sichuan province, a man made vigorous, but unsuccessful, attempts to entice the animals to eat him, a Chinese newspaper reported on Tuesday.
“I asked them to bite me and let them eat my meat, and so I did not fight back,” 27-year old Yang Jinhai told the Chengdu Business Daily.
Yang, who according to his brother suffers from mental health issues, climbed a tree to breach the enclosure. Stunned visitors witnessed how he made “exaggerated movements” for 20 minutes to tempt the Bengal tigers, but while scratching him and dragging him by the back of his neck, the beasts refused to devour him.
Zoo keepers finally tranquilized the tigers in order to rescue Yang, who is now being treated for depression.
This post was edited on 2/19/14 at 8:35 am
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Posted on 2/19/14 at 8:34 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Posted on 2/19/14 at 8:35 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
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the beasts refused to devour him
that must be depressing. attempted suicide fail
Posted on 2/19/14 at 8:36 am to xXLSUXx
Posted on 2/19/14 at 8:36 am to xXLSUXx
It is only going to get worse for that poor bastard.
Posted on 2/19/14 at 8:38 am to xXLSUXx
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It's pretty pathetic when you can't even kill yourself with a tiger.
Posted on 2/19/14 at 8:39 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Because the tigers know if they off one of the paying customers, they're going to get put down. They watch the news.
They don't want Mr. Depressy McBringmedown to ruin the sweet deal they have - fresh water, no competitors, relatively fresh meat several times a day...
In other words, the sweet life.
They don't want Mr. Depressy McBringmedown to ruin the sweet deal they have - fresh water, no competitors, relatively fresh meat several times a day...
In other words, the sweet life.
Posted on 2/19/14 at 8:41 am to Ace Midnight
What is wrong with people!!
Posted on 2/19/14 at 8:45 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
quote:I loled at the title alone.
Depressed man tries to feed himself to tigers, gets rejected
Bless his heart
Posted on 2/19/14 at 8:50 am to When in Rome
Should've poured cinnamon all over himself.
Posted on 2/19/14 at 8:52 am to hg
Tigers love pepper. They hate cinnamon.
Posted on 2/19/14 at 8:54 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
i ROR'd
Posted on 2/19/14 at 8:57 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Posted on 2/19/14 at 9:26 am to Ace Midnight
quote:fricked up isn't it? Man climbs into their cage and provokes them and the tiger is the bad guy if they take a bite...
Because the tigers know if they off one of the paying customers, they're going to get put down. They watch the news. They don't want Mr. Depressy McBringmedown to ruin the sweet deal they have - fresh water, no competitors, relatively fresh meat several times a day... In other words, the sweet life.
I just think we should have had natural selection do it's thing
Posted on 2/19/14 at 9:27 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Some people just can't win
Posted on 2/19/14 at 9:29 am to LSUTIGER in TEXAS
Should've dipped himself in steak sauce. That would've done the trick.
Posted on 2/19/14 at 9:29 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
He would be better off hanging out with the Russian youth daredevils.
Posted on 2/19/14 at 9:44 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Should have doused himself with blood, or at the least, BBQ sauce
Posted on 2/19/14 at 9:48 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
No LiveLeak yet?
Posted on 2/19/14 at 10:13 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Didn't that happen in "predator"?
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