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Florida Man too fat for jail

Posted on 2/3/14 at 10:37 am
Posted by tween the hedges
Member since Feb 2012
20245 posts
Posted on 2/3/14 at 10:37 am


Arrested for stealing food

LINK
Posted by LSUnation78
Northshore
Member since Aug 2012
12073 posts
Posted on 2/3/14 at 10:40 am to
quote:

That's when the jerky store called the cops on this jerky jerk.


The author of the write-up had way too much fun doing it. lol
Posted by Federal Tiger
Connecticut
Member since Dec 2007
7937 posts
Posted on 2/3/14 at 10:42 am to
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67590 posts
Posted on 2/3/14 at 10:42 am to
quote:

five milkshakes


i am surprised he is fat
Posted by TexasTiger1984
Houston
Member since Sep 2009
1375 posts
Posted on 2/3/14 at 10:43 am to
I know he's made those terrible choices and he deserves what he get's, but I can't help but feel sorry for him.
Posted by arseinclarse
Algiers Purnt
Member since Apr 2007
34412 posts
Posted on 2/3/14 at 10:46 am to
He sure gotta a purty mouth.
Posted by CottonWasKing
4,8,15,16,23,42
Member since Jun 2011
28646 posts
Posted on 2/3/14 at 10:47 am to
quote:

I know he's made those terrible choices and he deserves what he get's, but I can't help but feel sorry for him.



frick that. He's pathetic.

The only emotion he elicits from me is disgust.
Posted by mglsu21
Prairieville
Member since Jun 2012
1260 posts
Posted on 2/3/14 at 10:47 am to
quote:

his Sanford, Florida home


There is definitely a joke in here somewhere...
Posted by White Roach
Member since Apr 2009
9457 posts
Posted on 2/3/14 at 10:49 am to
Coach Stud joke in 3... 2... 1...
Posted by ProjectP2294
South St. Louis city
Member since May 2007
70381 posts
Posted on 2/3/14 at 10:59 am to
quote:

Florida Man


World's worst superhero.
Posted by ellunchboxo
Gtown
Member since Feb 2009
18800 posts
Posted on 2/3/14 at 11:03 am to
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
69108 posts
Posted on 2/3/14 at 11:32 am to
what restaurant has jerky on the menu?
Posted by just1dawg
Virginia
Member since Dec 2011
1483 posts
Posted on 2/3/14 at 12:26 pm to
It's easy to laugh at someone like this but I really feel sympathy for him. He clearly has an addiction that he can't control. That doesn't excuse his actions, though, because clearly he is trying to get food for free.
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