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Greg Maddux is more awesome than you knew
Posted on 1/9/14 at 1:00 pm
Posted on 1/9/14 at 1:00 pm
According To Teammates, Greg Maddux Was Basically That Sick Bastard In Your Fraternity Who Plays Horrific Pranks
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- Most disturbing of all though, is that this is only the tip of the iceberg according to fellow Hall of Famer Tom Glavine.
“Unfortunately, you can’t write half of the stuff he did, because he wasn’t proper.”
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Posted on 1/9/14 at 1:02 pm to GoldenBoy
Posted on 1/9/14 at 1:03 pm to GoldenBoy
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I don’t know what exactly Greg Maddux was doing to ruin his team’s chili night, but as a long time Braves fan I’ve heard stories (that I cannot currently find links to, sadly) that Maddux had a habit of taking craps in people’s shoes, and also on one occasion took a shite on top of someone’s birthday cake. So, uh, Greg Maddux might have been shitting in the San Diego chili.
Posted on 1/9/14 at 1:05 pm to reddman
I hate hearing this now.
As an Astros fan growing up I didn't really like the braves(hated them) and Maddux was the worst of them all.
Now I love the guy and wish I had more respect for him during his playing days.
As an Astros fan growing up I didn't really like the braves(hated them) and Maddux was the worst of them all.
Now I love the guy and wish I had more respect for him during his playing days.
Posted on 1/9/14 at 1:06 pm to reddman
Posted on 1/9/14 at 1:08 pm to GoldenBoy
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“Unfortunately, you can’t write half of the stuff he did, because he wasn’t proper.”
Posted on 1/9/14 at 1:10 pm to reddman
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So, uh, Greg Maddux might have been shitting in the San Diego chili.
The GOAT
Posted on 1/9/14 at 1:11 pm to GoldenBoy
Maddox may also have uncovered proof that CJK5H at SMU.
Posted on 1/9/14 at 1:14 pm to GoldenBoy
A good friend of mine had a buddy who was a batboy for the Braves and the stuff described in the article and more sound about like what this guy would tell us about Maddux.
The bat boy would tell a story about one afternoon where he was in the clubhouse getting things ready for the game that night when a fully naked Maddux (while sitting down) called to him, lifted up his nutsack, farted, and asked the kid if "he saw it wink at him." This was one of the tamer stories from what I recall.
The bat boy would tell a story about one afternoon where he was in the clubhouse getting things ready for the game that night when a fully naked Maddux (while sitting down) called to him, lifted up his nutsack, farted, and asked the kid if "he saw it wink at him." This was one of the tamer stories from what I recall.
Posted on 1/9/14 at 1:16 pm to Alt26
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The bat boy would tell a story about one afternoon where he was in the clubhouse getting things ready for the game that night when a fully naked Maddux (while sitting down) called to him, lifted up his nutsack
Posted on 1/9/14 at 1:16 pm to Alt26
. Posted on 1/9/14 at 1:17 pm to GoldenBoy
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Once, Greg Maddux was apparently so worked up to pitch a game that former Cub Mark Grace caught him roaming the pitcher’s mound with a full erection, with no regard for where he was.
Posted on 1/9/14 at 1:17 pm to reddman
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I don’t know what exactly Greg Maddux was doing to ruin his team’s chili night, but as a long time Braves fan I’ve heard stories (that I cannot currently find links to, sadly) that Maddux had a habit of taking craps in people’s shoes, and also on one occasion took a shite on top of someone’s birthday cake. So, uh, Greg Maddux might have been shitting in the San Diego chili.
thats just gross honestly. not that funny.
Posted on 1/9/14 at 1:20 pm to bbap
Way to shite on this thread.
Posted on 1/9/14 at 1:21 pm to GoldenBoy
ha. i dont mind practical jokes but shitting in peoples shoes is kinda over the line.
Posted on 1/9/14 at 1:24 pm to bbap
Agreed
Shitting on cakes and shoes is not funny at all, and I'm a big GM fan
Shitting on cakes and shoes is not funny at all, and I'm a big GM fan
Posted on 1/9/14 at 1:25 pm to GoldenBoy
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Way to shite on this thread.
ISWYDT
Posted on 1/9/14 at 1:29 pm to GoldenBoy
One of the last guys I would have guessed would do that stuff.
Posted on 1/9/14 at 1:33 pm to UFownstSECsince1950
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Shitting on cakes and shoes is not funny at all,
BULL.
frickING.
shite.
Posted on 1/9/14 at 1:33 pm to GoldenBoy
I had a buddy tell me about a local West Monroe guy that played in the Cubs system for a bit. My buddy and him were pretty tight. Anyway, according to him, this local WM guy walked into the facilites in Arizona one morning for spring ball and the first thing he saw was Maddux walking on a treadmill while smoking a cigarette.
I could actually see this being true.
I could actually see this being true.
This post was edited on 1/9/14 at 1:34 pm
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