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re: Greg Maddux is more awesome than you knew
Posted on 1/9/14 at 1:34 pm to UFownstSECsince1950
Posted on 1/9/14 at 1:34 pm to UFownstSECsince1950
quote:Sure, I agree.
Shitting on cakes and shoes is not funny at all
But reading about Greg Maddux doing it 10 years ago is funny.
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Posted on 1/9/14 at 1:36 pm to bbap
Not when you have 50 other shoes and can get another cake easily. That shite is hilarious
Posted on 1/9/14 at 1:41 pm to GoldenBoy
apparently he liked to pee on other guys feet in the shower. ladies for some reason dont find it as funny as i do 
Posted on 1/9/14 at 1:45 pm to LSUTIGER in TEXAS
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Story about Greg Maddux, keep me anonymous – when he signed late in his career with the padres he wasn’t working out or running as much.. Because he’s fricking Greg Maddux
– the GM told him to set a better example for the younger guys and to get into atleast decent shape to pitch. The next day he beat everyone to the ballpark early in the morning. He took a treadmill and moved it right behind the doors to enter the facility. He started running on it fully naked – junk flying everywhere telling everyone who came in, including people who worked at the spring training complex he was trying to get in better shape per the big boys upstairs.
Posted on 1/9/14 at 1:47 pm to bbap
quote:If you're a multi multi millionaire, I don't think you mind really.
ha. i dont mind practical jokes but shitting in peoples shoes is kinda over the line.
Posted on 1/9/14 at 1:47 pm to LSUTIGER in TEXAS
Posted on 1/9/14 at 1:48 pm to tigerpimpbot
Reading this article makes me really hope Brian Wilson returns to become the most dominant closer in league for the next ten years...
Just so we'll one day get to hear that HOF acceptance speech.
Just so we'll one day get to hear that HOF acceptance speech.
This post was edited on 1/9/14 at 1:49 pm
Posted on 1/9/14 at 1:55 pm to GoldenBoy
Funny stories, but a lot of them are full of shite.
Posted on 1/9/14 at 1:57 pm to genro
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Once, Greg Maddux was apparently so worked up to pitch a game that former Cub Mark Grace caught him roaming the pitcher’s mound with a full erection, with no regard for where he was.
Posted on 1/9/14 at 2:01 pm to GoldenBoy
The Padres story at the end is by far the funniest.
Posted on 1/9/14 at 2:10 pm to GoldenBoy
I was crying after reading some of these stories. And to the people grossed out by the shite stories, don't be a pussy
Posted on 1/9/14 at 2:10 pm to genro
he's like steve buscemi in con air
Posted on 1/9/14 at 2:21 pm to Master of Sinanju
quote:Which ones?
Funny stories, but a lot of them are full of shite.
Posted on 1/9/14 at 2:29 pm to GoldenBoy
Honestly, that's really weird and gross. A grown man shitting on things, pissing on people, hocking loogies on things, wiping boogers on things, etc..
I mean.. what the frick? Those aren't even pranks. That's just being disgusting and weird.
I mean.. what the frick? Those aren't even pranks. That's just being disgusting and weird.
This post was edited on 1/9/14 at 2:31 pm
Posted on 1/9/14 at 2:36 pm to boom roasted
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What’s worse, though, is when you realize that the pranks are also genius, and that you’re probably dealing with a high functioning sociopath.
Sounds like a terrific quality for a pitcher though
Posted on 1/9/14 at 2:37 pm to PrimeTime Money
"I had a buddy I played ball with who went to high school with his daughter. He met Greg for the first time at pictures before a dance, and asked him for some baseball advice. Greg told him “Throwing a change-up is a lot like fingering a girl. You’ve gotta try a bunch of different grips and angles, but once you get it right, it’s lethal.” That’s a helluva piece of knowledge."
Posted on 1/9/14 at 2:37 pm to boom roasted
quote:
boom roasted
the joke
your head
Posted on 1/9/14 at 2:44 pm to PrimeTime Money
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Honestly, that's really weird and gross. A grown man shitting on things, pissing on people, hocking loogies on things, wiping boogers on things, etc..
I mean.. what the frick? Those aren't even pranks. That's just being disgusting and weird.
Agreed. The funny thing is that I only know one guy like that, and he is a West Point grad in Ranger school. I knew him in high school. He made the football locker room unbearable.
Posted on 1/9/14 at 2:46 pm to quail man
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Greg told him “Throwing a change-up is a lot like fingering a girl. You’ve gotta try a bunch of different grips and angles, but once you get it right, it’s lethal.”
That's some good shite right there
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