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Oh No! A Velveeta shortage

Posted on 1/8/14 at 2:32 pm
Posted by TigerFred
Feeding hamsters
Member since Aug 2003
27167 posts
Posted on 1/8/14 at 2:32 pm
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Kraft Foods says some customers may not be able to find Velveeta cheese over the next few weeks. A representative for the company, Jody Moore, didn't give any reasons for the apparent shortage, saying only that they happen from time to time given the "nature of manufacturing."


Posted by Spaulding Smails
Milano’s Bar
Member since Jun 2012
18805 posts
Posted on 1/8/14 at 2:33 pm to
They must continue milking the prostates of space aliens from the Planet Gouda
Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
Member since Oct 2006
40828 posts
Posted on 1/8/14 at 2:33 pm to
I saw a pallet of that stuff at Costco last night. Guess i should go back and buy the whole thing in case the dollar keeps dropping.
Posted by oVo
Member since Dec 2013
11796 posts
Posted on 1/8/14 at 2:33 pm to
:omg:
Posted by BACONisMEATcandy
Member since Dec 2007
46643 posts
Posted on 1/8/14 at 2:34 pm to
Why would they do this during the Super Bowl season?
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171035 posts
Posted on 1/8/14 at 2:34 pm to
get as much as you can, then sell it for ridiculous mark up. you could have the velveeta market locked down
Posted by TigerFred
Feeding hamsters
Member since Aug 2003
27167 posts
Posted on 1/8/14 at 2:34 pm to
Well yeah. At this rate Velveeta will be worth more than Bitcoins in a week.
Posted by oVo
Member since Dec 2013
11796 posts
Posted on 1/8/14 at 2:35 pm to
quote:

At this rate Velveeta will be worth more than Bitcoins in a week.


Posted by BACONisMEATcandy
Member since Dec 2007
46643 posts
Posted on 1/8/14 at 2:35 pm to
Liquid gold
Posted by baytiger
Boston
Member since Dec 2007
46978 posts
Posted on 1/8/14 at 2:36 pm to
Good call not posting this on the F&D board
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 1/8/14 at 2:37 pm to
I'm glad I have a couple of bricks ready to make dip for Saturday and any other Saints games.
Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
Member since Oct 2006
40828 posts
Posted on 1/8/14 at 2:38 pm to
quote:

Velveeta will be worth more than Bitcoins in a week.


You just set off the wiki signal.
Posted by Gaston
Dirty Coast
Member since Aug 2008
38940 posts
Posted on 1/8/14 at 2:38 pm to
quote:

Velveeta cheese


It's not cheese.

They likely haven't made any new Velveeta in ten years and they have to fire up the old machinery to push some out. With the shelf life of that stuff I have a hard time believing it's in a shortage, outside of a manufactured one.

After the Apocalypse they'll be roaches and Velveeta...
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
21366 posts
Posted on 1/8/14 at 2:41 pm to


Melts smooth.
Posted by stonedbegonias
Member since Jan 2010
11577 posts
Posted on 1/8/14 at 2:41 pm to
Eat like that guy you know.
Posted by OldSouth
Folsom, LA
Member since Oct 2011
10940 posts
Posted on 1/8/14 at 2:44 pm to
quote:

Melts smooth.
I was trying to think of something witty to say about that pic but I got nothin.
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
21366 posts
Posted on 1/8/14 at 2:48 pm to
quote:

I got nothin.


I'm glad there is cheese in that pic.
Posted by TigerFred
Feeding hamsters
Member since Aug 2003
27167 posts
Posted on 1/8/14 at 2:52 pm to
She sure has some saggy tits for a young chick.

Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
21366 posts
Posted on 1/8/14 at 3:00 pm to
quote:

TigerFred


I hope I didn't violate the new Babe Thread ToS.

The only thing remotly sexually arrousing in that pic is the car.
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
38450 posts
Posted on 1/8/14 at 3:02 pm to
How did you even find that abomination?
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