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The Origins of Pierre

Posted on 11/9/13 at 7:42 am
Posted by corndeaux
Member since Sep 2009
9634 posts
Posted on 11/9/13 at 7:42 am
HP Fan Fiction on Pierre

quote:

The deputy wasn’t particularly keen on being inside the tinkerer’s home any longer than was necessary; it creeped him out, from his toes to the tips of his eyelashes. Several unfinished animatronics hung from repurposed meat hooks on the walls, their lifeless eyes seemingly tracking his every move. He half-ran, half-skipped to the bench that gave birth to those monstrosities. Reaching down to grab the journal, he swore he heard voices screaming at him to leave that place. He shivered in the sweltering heat and passed the book over to his superior officer. His eyes traced his way back; to look to the walls was to welcome evil into his mind. Yet he couldn’t quite keep himself from looking at the same spot on the wall. Over and over, he steeled himself to train his gaze on the floor; time and time again, something — or someone — demanded that he stare at a gap between two mechanical bears. Dust outlined what once had filled that gap: a head, what looked to be wings, perhaps a beak.


quote:

“…Pierre. I will call you Pierre. Does that please you, Pierre?”Pierre turned his head and smiled.

His beak opened wide, and the tinkerer thought he could see all of the truths of the universe.

Pain.Suffering.Torment.

Pierre’s power source was turned off, yet he moved. He lived.He destroyed.—
Posted by VermilionTiger
Member since Dec 2012
37583 posts
Posted on 11/9/13 at 7:52 am to
Wtf?
Posted by Fearthehat0307
Dallas, TX
Member since Dec 2007
65256 posts
Posted on 11/9/13 at 7:57 am to
Posted by Fontainebleau Dr.
Mid-View New Orleans
Member since Dec 2012
2400 posts
Posted on 11/9/13 at 9:18 am to
So awesome. I really hope they don't change Pierre. Apparently, his signature move is to have pictures taken of fans with their heads in his beak. Perfection.
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
115738 posts
Posted on 11/9/13 at 9:26 am to
Wow.
Posted by corndeaux
Member since Sep 2009
9634 posts
Posted on 11/9/13 at 9:41 am to
Posted by TigerinATL
Member since Feb 2005
61489 posts
Posted on 11/9/13 at 9:48 am to
Pierre just needs to own his creepiness and people will embrace it, backpedaling would be the wrong move.
Posted by corndeaux
Member since Sep 2009
9634 posts
Posted on 11/9/13 at 9:51 am to
I agree. When you're getting fan fiction like this, you've done something right.
Posted by Fontainebleau Dr.
Mid-View New Orleans
Member since Dec 2012
2400 posts
Posted on 11/9/13 at 9:54 am to
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Posted by corndeaux
Member since Sep 2009
9634 posts
Posted on 11/9/13 at 9:56 am to
Posted by Pedro
Geaux Hawks
Member since Jul 2008
33456 posts
Posted on 11/9/13 at 11:37 pm to
quote:

“SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. PIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRE. SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.”
Posted by Chair
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2013
2168 posts
Posted on 11/9/13 at 11:39 pm to
Would smash.
Posted by PelicanPoop
New Orleans
Member since Oct 2013
583 posts
Posted on 11/10/13 at 1:50 am to
Behind the scenes, the Pelicans brass is probably jizzing that Pierre was "controversial". It's terrific PR, and it took less than a week for Pierre to become a brand. It was just human nature being human nature, and now it is paying dividends as more people are coming on board. It's great marketing, because it marketed itself.
Posted by LasVegasBandit
Member since Sep 2013
1881 posts
Posted on 11/10/13 at 1:51 am to
Literally like 300,000 people in the entire country know who Pierre the pelican is
Posted by iliveinabox
in a box
Member since Aug 2011
24115 posts
Posted on 11/10/13 at 3:03 am to
alright..
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