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So Dice/Microsoft, Why was I not invited to the USA/EU Tournament?
Posted on 10/18/13 at 6:39 pm
Posted on 10/18/13 at 6:39 pm
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Serious question. I have been in the top 1% in the world in the games spanning from BF Vietnam to the current BF3.
In BF2:MC on the OG Xbox I was the #1 player in the world for 3 years. I was also the #1 player in the world for helicopters destroyed, with 90% of them coming from unguided RPGs.
In BF3, I was easily in the top 1% under my original screen name for Objectives per Minute, KPM, and Team Play.
I mean come on, I've been playing this series since 2004. I know I'm not a famous guy, but a lot of people dread seeing my name appear on the opposing side. Why? Because I kick fricking asses and win. Too many times I've been the sole contributor to scrub teams winning matches against better competition.
So, was I not chosen because I don't play in a competitive clan? Well sorry, I don't play well with others, because most people suck.
Was it because I'm not a Youtube famous guy? Well I'm working on that. I'll have my set up ready when the XBone launches because I'll be back to recording every single one of my matches.
If it was neither of these, then well, frick you USA will lose without me.
Serious question. I have been in the top 1% in the world in the games spanning from BF Vietnam to the current BF3.
In BF2:MC on the OG Xbox I was the #1 player in the world for 3 years. I was also the #1 player in the world for helicopters destroyed, with 90% of them coming from unguided RPGs.
In BF3, I was easily in the top 1% under my original screen name for Objectives per Minute, KPM, and Team Play.
I mean come on, I've been playing this series since 2004. I know I'm not a famous guy, but a lot of people dread seeing my name appear on the opposing side. Why? Because I kick fricking asses and win. Too many times I've been the sole contributor to scrub teams winning matches against better competition.
So, was I not chosen because I don't play in a competitive clan? Well sorry, I don't play well with others, because most people suck.
Was it because I'm not a Youtube famous guy? Well I'm working on that. I'll have my set up ready when the XBone launches because I'll be back to recording every single one of my matches.
If it was neither of these, then well, frick you USA will lose without me.
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Posted on 10/18/13 at 6:45 pm to oR33Do
Everybody look how good I am at Battlefield. 
Posted on 10/18/13 at 6:53 pm to LST
You damn right.
Posted on 10/18/13 at 7:01 pm to oR33Do
So, ummm, who are you?
Posted on 10/18/13 at 7:07 pm to Scruffy
bro. you don't know? this guy single handedly wins battlefield matches.
Posted on 10/18/13 at 7:08 pm to WestlakeTiger
So, he is a hundy colonel?
Wonder what kind of shite bucket he would recommend.
Wonder what kind of shite bucket he would recommend.
Posted on 10/18/13 at 7:14 pm to Scruffy
Boop....you don't beep...I'll beep
Posted on 10/18/13 at 7:17 pm to oR33Do
Your stats aren't way better than mine in BF3....so no way in hell should you get an invite.
Posted on 10/18/13 at 7:20 pm to Scruffy
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Wonder what kind of shite bucket he would recommend.
None, because I have a toilet within viewing distance of my TV.
Posted on 10/18/13 at 7:23 pm to oR33Do
quote:You mean a shite bucket.
None, because I have a toilet within viewing distance of my TV.
If I want to be a l33t player, should I get plastic or metal? I figure metal would be more resilient, but the increased sound would probably give away my position.
Thoughts?
Posted on 10/18/13 at 7:26 pm to oR33Do
wow, you are a loser.
Posted on 10/18/13 at 7:26 pm to oR33Do
Bitch! You better watch your back around these parts. We only have one YouTube star and that's IXIsweat. If you ask him nice enough he might include you in a video one day.
This post was edited on 10/18/13 at 7:27 pm
Posted on 10/18/13 at 7:27 pm to Scruffy
No, I literally mean I have a bathroom off my Office where I play BF3. If I wanted I leave the door open and do the business.
However, I've never actually even done that. I usually just go after I die. You get 5 minutes before being booted.
However, I've never actually even done that. I usually just go after I die. You get 5 minutes before being booted.
Posted on 10/18/13 at 7:29 pm to burgeman
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Bitch! You better watch your back around these parts. We only have one YouTube star and that's IXIsweat. If you ask him nice enough he might include you in a video one day.
ahh who gives a shite, I'll troll all of you with my elite game play.
I take Tanks out with a smoke grenade, that's how much of a boss I am.
Posted on 10/18/13 at 7:38 pm to oR33Do
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However, I've never actually even done that. I usually just go after I die. You get 5 minutes before being booted.
Wait, you've died in Battlefield before?
Posted on 10/18/13 at 7:39 pm to oR33Do
Posted on 10/18/13 at 7:47 pm to burgeman
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Wait, you've died in Battlefield before?
Yes, everyone dies. Going 5 vs 1 after you've slaughtered most of their team after getting behind enemy lines will usually lead to death.
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You don't even know elite BRO!!! ELITE!!!!!!!!!!!!
That dude is a pussy. Sitting in his HB with a M98B, not helping his team. That's not elite.
Wiping out two squads of enemies attacking your Flag with a M4A1 and a M1911 is Elite.
Posted on 10/18/13 at 7:51 pm to oR33Do
Posted on 10/18/13 at 7:57 pm to oR33Do
Do you have trophies made?
Posted on 10/18/13 at 8:02 pm to oR33Do
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Wiping out two squads of enemies attacking your Flag with a M4A1 and a M1911 is Elite.
I think that was the exact situation from the closet hundy colonel episode of battlefield friends.
There is no way you don't have a shite bucket.
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