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WHAT.THE.FRICK???






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LSUGrad9295
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Official Starkville Joke Thread (some gems from Skip Bertman)



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- Michael Jordan retired from the Bulls
- Clinton acquitted at impeachment trial
- Airport security took less than 5 minutes (pre-9/11)
- Columbine High School massacre






Cut and paste fail??






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drdrfaulkner
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WHAT.THE.FRICK???


Forget it--I should have staid in the pasture with the horses than to have ventured into the corral with jackasses. Now I know how the Phillistines felt when Samson slew them...This happens quite often on the Rant.






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Spaulding Smails
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drdrfaulkner

Will LSU win the NC this year?






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Woverw
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What do you call a resident of Starkville with more than one dog?

A rancher






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mule74
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"Coach Polk invited me to his house for a Bar B Que. He told me he had split level housing. Turns out it was just a double wide on the side of a hill."
--Bertman






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BananaHammock
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Interestingly, several years later, after the second overtime loss in 2007, He told me that LSU will play in the National Championship game (though He didn't tell me who would win). This does illustrate the fact that God is active in our everyday lives.



I just don't know where to start, so I'll just leave it be.







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LSUGrad9295
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re: Official Starkville Joke Thread (some gems from Skip Bertman)


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"Coach Polk invited me to his house for a Bar B Que. He told me he had split level housing. Turns out it was just a double wide on the side of a hill."
--Bertman



That reminds me of a similar one...

"The Polks invited me over to see their new house. They were excited about the sunken living room. I didn't have the heart to tell them that their trailer had a flat tire..."






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drdrfaulkner
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re: Official Starkville Joke Thread (some gems from Skip Bertman)


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Will LSU win the NC this year?


I am not the Master, but His servant. A servant is only given part of the master's plan, and He has not revealed that to me.

Now, please--let's get back to the thread of jokes. I apologize for deferring it. I have seen some very humorous ones.






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geauxgrrl
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Hey, Drdrfaulkner,

Way to let'em have it! Methinks that most of the guys on this Board couldn't read and understand one Thesis much less write two or use the word, Dissertation in a sentence much less write one! And yes, to all you young folks, you, too, will be in your 60s one day and many, if not most of you, will be unable to claim half of the accomplishments of Drdr. Have a little respect!






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kjacksonp
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re: Official Starkville Joke Thread (some gems from Skip Bertman)


Casting pearls before a form of razorbacks, Doc. The Rant is the sports version of The Roman Colosseum and you know what happened there.





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Tiger365
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Opposing team members have to constantly remind Moo State players "we's free, we's free".








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Zach
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"A Miss. State student won the science fair. He made a stick out of a piece of wood."





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guedeaux
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Way to let'em have it! Methinks that most of the guys on this Board couldn't read and understand one Thesis much less write two or use the word, Dissertation in a sentence much less write one!



Is dissertation that hard to use in a sentence? The sister is coming. I used thesis in the previous sentence. That makes twice.






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PrimetimeDaBoss
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God enjoys slaughtering innocent dogs?





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hondurantiger
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drdrfaulkner

USF PhD huh? did your advisor's last name end in adow?

if so...I may know you...you are a special kind of odd that I have only met once before.






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Hootie
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re: Official Starkville Joke Thread (some gems from Skip Bertman)


Heard Richard Condon tell this one years ago:

"The Starkville Chamber of Commerce's slogan is: 'Come visit Starkville. It'll make you appreciate where you're from'".






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deathvalleyrox27
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What's the definition of "relative humidity" in Mississippi ? The sweat that drips off your balls when your bangin
Your sister






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FightinTigersDammit
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Starkghanistan.





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afinewagoneer
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George Bush wanted to overthrow the Taliban, so he called in Wayne Madkin.





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