Started By
Message
locked post

Chael Sonnen is not a Lebron fan

Posted on 6/19/13 at 12:11 pm
Posted by WB504
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
5872 posts
Posted on 6/19/13 at 12:11 pm
quote:

And from what I understand, he thinks the letter purple comes after C. This guy walked up to my fiancee backstage and asks her if there’s a Tic Tac in her blouse or if she was just happy to see him.



quote:

I had a UFC employee tell me he saw a mother wheel her handicapped child up to him to get a picture. Lebron was walking towards them. When he reached the kid, the mother stopped the wheelchair. Lebron took the wheelchair, wheeled it out of the way and kept walking.

I'd like to slap the divots right off his face.

quote:

B/R: You versus LeBron James at UFC 200. Who wins the fight, and how?

CS: He’d run away faster than his hairline. His hair went North, his talents went South, and his mother went West.


LINK
Posted by NawlinsTigah270
Mile High
Member since Jun 2008
13115 posts
Posted on 6/19/13 at 12:12 pm to
quote:

Chael Sonnen

Who?
Nobody gives a frick about this dude, but as they say, any press is better than no press
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47603 posts
Posted on 6/19/13 at 12:15 pm to
He should get back to us when he wins something other than the Smack_off
Posted by Commandeaux
Zachary
Member since Jul 2009
7281 posts
Posted on 6/19/13 at 12:16 pm to
quote:

Who?
Nobody gives a frick about this dude, but as they say, any press is better than no press


My thoughts exactly.
Posted by TheLankiestLawyer
Member since Jun 2013
1803 posts
Posted on 6/19/13 at 12:17 pm to
quote:

He’d run away faster than his hairline. His hair went North, his talents went South, and his mother went West.


Seems pretty canned and rehearsed.
Posted by diddydirtyAubie
Bozeman
Member since Dec 2010
39829 posts
Posted on 6/19/13 at 12:19 pm to
quote:

I think LeBron's a dork. He won one world championship, and that was in the Olympic Games. It's so aggravating to hear a title be called a 'world champion' when it's only done in America. It's not a global event where the whole world can participate. You didn't win a world title. You won a national title.



Chael sounds like a dork after I read this.
Posted by burke985
UGANDA
Member since Aug 2011
24603 posts
Posted on 6/19/13 at 12:29 pm to
Chael has been hit too many times in the head
Posted by Fearthehat0307
Dallas, TX
Member since Dec 2007
65256 posts
Posted on 6/19/13 at 12:32 pm to
quote:

had a UFC employee tell me he saw a mother wheel her handicapped child up to him to get a picture. Lebron was walking towards them. When he reached the kid, the mother stopped the wheelchair. Lebron took the wheelchair, wheeled it out of the way and kept walking.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
66925 posts
Posted on 6/19/13 at 12:33 pm to
Those zany quotes will probably earn him another title shot.
Posted by wadewilson
Member since Sep 2009
36529 posts
Posted on 6/19/13 at 12:34 pm to
quote:

He won one world championship, and that was in the Olympic Games. It's so aggravating to hear a title be called a 'world champion' when it's only done in America. It's not a global event where the whole world can participate. You didn't win a world title. You won a national title.


He does kinda have a point. It's not a world title if no one else in the world has a shot at it.
Posted by Palm Beach Tiger
Orlando, Florida
Member since Jan 2007
29859 posts
Posted on 6/19/13 at 12:41 pm to
quote:

He does kinda have a point. It's not a world title if no one else in the world has a shot at it.


You put any other team in the "world" in the NBA and they would get slaughtered for a season.
Posted by Palm Beach Tiger
Orlando, Florida
Member since Jan 2007
29859 posts
Posted on 6/19/13 at 12:44 pm to
quote:

B/R: You versus LeBron James at UFC 200. Who wins the fight, and how?

CS: He’d run away faster than his hairline. His hair went North, his talents went South, and his mother went West.


At least Sonnen is threatening someone he CAN beat up this time.
Posted by Gingersnap
Natchitoches
Member since Dec 2012
900 posts
Posted on 6/19/13 at 1:03 pm to
I know Chael catches a lot of flack and rightfully so, but I find him to be hilarious. Dude is a super troll.
Posted by 225bred
COYS
Member since Jun 2011
20386 posts
Posted on 6/19/13 at 1:06 pm to
quote:

Dude is a super troll.
He's a genius, a true troll extraordinaire.
Posted by lsu2006
BR
Member since Feb 2004
39980 posts
Posted on 6/19/13 at 1:07 pm to
1. Who the frick is Chael Sonnen?
2. The frick kind of name is that?
Posted by CptBengal
BR Baby
Member since Dec 2007
71661 posts
Posted on 6/19/13 at 1:07 pm to
quote:

B/R: You versus LeBron James at UFC 200. Who wins the fight, and how?

CS: He’d run away faster than his hairline. His hair went North, his talents went South, and his mother went West.


Posted by EarthwormJim
Member since Dec 2005
10063 posts
Posted on 6/19/13 at 1:08 pm to
quote:

He does kinda have a point. It's not a world title if no one else in the world has a shot at it


Toronto.

And that's like saying, the NBA champs aren't national champs because no one from the D league had a shot at it. It's the premier league in the sport, of course they can be called world champs.
Posted by lsu2006
BR
Member since Feb 2004
39980 posts
Posted on 6/19/13 at 1:09 pm to
quote:

And that's like saying, the NBA champs aren't national champs because no one from the D league had a shot at it. It's the premier league in the sport, of course they can be called world champs.


And the World Cup isn't the "World Cup" because Canada didn't participate.
Posted by Palm Beach Tiger
Orlando, Florida
Member since Jan 2007
29859 posts
Posted on 6/19/13 at 1:10 pm to
Middleweightlight heavyweight MMA fighter. Talks a lot of trash to real champions. He is decent, but not a champion.
Posted by WITNESS23
Member since Feb 2010
13722 posts
Posted on 6/19/13 at 1:33 pm to
Even the Lebron and heat haters on this board can't find any of that cool or funny.

That was terrible
first pageprev pagePage 1 of 4Next pagelast page

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookTwitterInstagram