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Jimbeaux28
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Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2007
2220 posts

re: Getting married today


This is your wedding and this is the date you picked to start spending the rest of your life with the woman you love. Who gives a frick about what day of the week it is! Don’t you dare ever forget this date from now on because missed anniversaries are impossible to recover from.

Put off having children. Nothing changes you sex life more than children. Hope you don’t enjoy blow jobs because those are in your past.

Congrats on your entrance to the “I am controlled by the power of Pussy" club! You will say and do strange things to continue to stay in this club.






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Greengirl
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Member since Dec 2011
5856 posts

re: Getting married today


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Medical expenses aren't for the joint account?


We have great insurance, but if something was more than $100, we would cover it jointly. When I was working, I had one of those cafeteria plans that allowed me to put away money toward medical expenses and get reimbursed as I spent it. It was easier for me to keep track from my own account.






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JOJO Hammer
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Getting a barbed wire tribal tat
Member since Nov 2010
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re: Getting married today


Nice knowing you





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heypaul
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Member since May 2008
28774 posts

re: Getting married today


quote:

your bride will be upset to see her groom drunk while saying "I do".


this is why you do a shot of top shelf vodka on the hour every hour 3 or 4 hours prior

it relaxes you, and you can't smell it
(she'll never know)






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mtnhighTiger
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Mountain West
Member since Jan 2010
1727 posts

re: Getting married today


1. Don't try to do too much tonight....you'll be very tired after a full day of wedding, pictures, party...etc.
2. Crush it in the morning.
3. Never stop telling her you love her or how beautiful she is to you.
3. Have a lot of fun over the next 2-3 years - take as many vacations as possible.
4. Don't get bogged down by the day to day minutiae.
5. Remember that it's okay to agree-to-disagree.
6. Never go to sleep angry at each other.
7. Wait at least 2-3 years before attempting to have children.
8. When you have children - you're not dead. It's okay to still go places. Just make sure you don't offend the masses with a crying baby.
9. Never stop telling her you love her or how beautiful she is to you.
10. Lick it like it's your last meal on Earth.

Congrats!!






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idlewatcher
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Houston
Member since Jan 2012
10128 posts

re: Getting married today


Customary "prayers sent"





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RBWilliams8
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Member since Oct 2009
47219 posts

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Be prepared to not see your wife all night. Everyone is going to be in your face congratulations you.








Congratulations






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RBWilliams8
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Member since Oct 2009
47219 posts

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great advice





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tb.cl_at
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Member since Apr 2013
72 posts

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quote:

your wife will be smiling immensely coming down the aisle....she knows she has given her last BJ ever.

fact






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theantiquetiger
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Dutchtown
Member since Feb 2005
6415 posts

re: Getting married today


quote:

Posted by Broke

Don't EVER have a joint checking account. EVER


Best advice I've read on hear through three pages. Me and my wife have separate accts. works great






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pooponsaban
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2008
13494 posts

re: Getting married today


Don't expect to PIIHB. Don't even expect a handy. You will both pass out after entertaining a bunch of people you barely remember and hardly like.





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wegotdatwood
Arkansas Fan
Member since Aug 2009
17094 posts

re: Getting married today


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it really does go by so fast.








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bamanmemphis
Alabama Fan
Member since Sep 2009
647 posts

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5 pages and not a single PIIHB





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Broke
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AKA Buttercup
Member since Sep 2006
57287 posts

re: Getting married today


quote:

Best advice I've read on hear through three pages. Me and my wife have separate accts. works great


Thanks. I give financial advice for a living. My method just works.






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TDsngumbo
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Member since Oct 2011
5735 posts

re: Getting married today


First year is the hardest.

"You're right, babe" are the three most important words to learn. Learn it. Live it. Get used to it.

Congratulations!!!


Enjoy tonight and the honeymoon

:cheers:






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PvilleP
New Orleans Saints Fan
Prairieville
Member since Apr 2011
1950 posts

re: Getting married today


never stop dating her...
Congrats and good luck






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mach316
LSU Fan
Jonesboro, AR
Member since Jul 2012
1786 posts

re: Getting married today


All the people saying how awesome marriage is are whipped. They actually hate it...





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BowDownToLSU
LSU Fan
Livingston louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
4895 posts

re: Getting married today


quote:

Don't worry about winning the battles, but make damn sure you win the war



This...let her win all the smal fights and when something that you really pisses you off...STAND FIRM!!!






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bigasstiger
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Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2006
1125 posts

re: Getting married today


quote:

I would thoroughly enjoy some advice from the OT besides don't get married.

That great BJ you receive tonight will be one of the last. They will end...FOREVER unless you find some nice side v






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Coater
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Madison, MS
Member since Jun 2005
18423 posts

re: Getting married today


Congrats





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