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Chef Leppard
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Actors you didnt know were that short




Only real shockers for me were Estevez, Marky Mark, and Statham. I knew they weren't huge, but not bordering on midgetry







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Hugo Stiglitz
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re: Actors you didnt know were that short


Arnold Schwarzenegger is supposedly much shorter than portrayed.


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ProjectP2294
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re: Actors you didnt know were that short


Emilio Esteves and Don Cheadle surprised me. I actually thought Statham was shorter than that.





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graychef
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re: Actors you didnt know were that short


Jeremy Renner? Damn.





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jojothetireguy
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re: Actors you didnt know were that short


didn't realize dustin hoffman was a little person. I figured maybe 5'9"





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DanTiger
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Member since Sep 2004
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re: Actors you didnt know were that short


I didn't know that Robin Williams was that short and I didn't realize estevez is a full blown midget. I also believe Stiller's height is exagerated on the chart as he is significantly shorter thn everyone I see him with on film.





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Josh Fenderman
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re: Actors you didnt know were that short


Javier Bardem stood out to me when I first saw this pic. Only 5'7"?


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DanTiger
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re: Actors you didnt know were that short


I just noticed Javier Bardem is very short as well. Probably the most surprising of all to me as I thought he was about 6'2.





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TulaneTigerFan
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re: Actors you didnt know were that short


I never realized RDJ was that short. Thought he was about average height





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biglego
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re: Actors you didnt know were that short


Clooney always seems kind of tall in his movies. I'd have guessed 6'1".





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BugAC
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re: Actors you didnt know were that short


quote:

Javier Bardem stood out to me when I first saw this pic. Only 5'7"?



Same here. Makes no country for old men a bit of a comedy now.






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cigsmcgee
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re: Actors you didnt know were that short


Most actors are shorties. Gotta be able to frame them up with women, who are usually short too.





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Brightside Bengal
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re: Actors you didnt know were that short


Javier Bardem is 6'0".

Frankly, I question this whole list.






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Choupique19
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re: Actors you didnt know were that short


Jack Black is 5'6?





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townhallsavoy
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re: Actors you didnt know were that short


Yeah after that one, I definitely do.

Bardem is obviously a taller person in No Country for Old Men.






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ATLTiger
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re: Actors you didnt know were that short


link to enlarged version?





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NIH
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re: Actors you didnt know were that short


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I knew they weren't huge, but not bordering on midgetry






That's about the average height in south Louisiana.






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TexasTiger1185
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Member since Sep 2011
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re: Actors you didnt know were that short


I'm not surprised by any of them, really. I knew Emilio was short, but 5'4 is itsy bitsy.



The reason most of these guys don't look short in movies is because all the other actors are short too. It isn't exactly a tall man's profession.






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DanTiger
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Member since Sep 2004
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re: Actors you didnt know were that short


quote:

Javier Bardem is 6'0".

Frankly, I question this whole list.


Doesn't look like it to me. I was fooled in this case as well. I thought he was around 6'2.







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Teddy Ruxpin
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re: Actors you didnt know were that short


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The reason most of these guys don't look short in movies is because all the other actors are short too. It isn't exactly a tall man's profession.


Exactly, this is like the NFL of theater nerds. Some of these theater nerds end up not that unattractive but still carry the slight build and fricked up mental states we all experienced in our local high schools.






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