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Do cashiers all come from a planet that has no produce?

Posted on 4/21/13 at 11:09 am
Posted by RaginCajunz
Member since Mar 2009
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Posted on 4/21/13 at 11:09 am
Between not knowing basic fruits and veggies...

"What dis is?"
- "A Yellow Squash"

to complete and total fruit abuse. Most notably dropping apples into an empty bag on a metal counter from chest high and watching them bounce.
Posted by Buck Dancer
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2008
4678 posts
Posted on 4/21/13 at 11:12 am to
i notice that too, i have had many cashiers look at my produce and ask me if i was going to eat that and what it was.
Posted by RaginCajunz
Member since Mar 2009
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Posted on 4/21/13 at 11:16 am to
I can understand more obscure or special varieties of produce, but basic stuff like garlic gets me. Today I kinda lost my shite on the kid who dropped my 2 apples 3 times each and thought it was funny.
Posted by LSUintheNW
At your mom’s house
Member since Aug 2009
35748 posts
Posted on 4/21/13 at 11:22 am to
Don't typically have a problem with how they treat my veggies/fruit. It's my bread and éclairs they abuse. Gotten to the point I make a comment about my bread and I just grab my éclairs before they pack em in upside down.
Posted by LaBR4
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
50755 posts
Posted on 4/21/13 at 11:22 am to
do you pay with debik or credik?
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
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Posted on 4/21/13 at 11:30 am to
Where the hell are y'all shopping? I can't say I've had any problems bagging in the last decade at least. And I'm in a grocery store three or four times a week.
Posted by Degas
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Posted on 4/21/13 at 11:33 am to
They're generally stumped by my produce choices, including artichoke, horseradish root, bok choy, turnip root and many others that don't simply look like carrots. Some are cool about it and ask how I utilize it, which turns into some quality conversation.

My pet peeves with cashiers:

1. Under no circumstances do I want to see or hear the gum in your mouth.

2. Don't give me a fist full of nickels in change just because you're about to close out your drawer and your lazy arse doesn't feel like counting them.

Posted by TigerHam85
59-024 Kamehameha Highway
Member since Nov 2009
31493 posts
Posted on 4/21/13 at 11:36 am to
I shop at rouses, so I don't have this problem.
Posted by lsumailman61
Gulf Shores
Member since Oct 2006
7587 posts
Posted on 4/21/13 at 11:43 am to
Albertsons on South Foster was terrible at this but I did get some sweet deals like TaWanda ringing up my 2.99 eggplants as onions and avocados as limes!
Posted by LSUintheNW
At your mom’s house
Member since Aug 2009
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Posted on 4/21/13 at 11:57 am to
quote:

Some are cool about it and ask how I utilize it, which turns into some quality conversation.


You're holding up the line!
Posted by RaginCajunz
Member since Mar 2009
5337 posts
Posted on 4/21/13 at 11:57 am to
quote:

Where the hell are y'all shopping? I can't say I've had any problems bagging in the last decade at least. And I'm in a grocery store three or four times a week.



Leblanc's, Target, Whole Foods, Walmart in a pinch. If I buy apples, I can guarantee they will slam them onto the scale or into the bag or both. God forbid the little sticker codes are missing on any given item.

Posted by Zach
Gizmonic Institute
Member since May 2005
112456 posts
Posted on 4/21/13 at 12:02 pm to
I once had a recipe that called for a tiny bit of chopped onion. So, I looked through the bin of yellow onions looking for the smallest one. Damned if I didn't find one the size of a golf ball.

Check out girl: What is this?
Me: Yellow onion
Her: Are you sure?
Me: What do you think it is?
Her: I don't know but I need to go see the manager.

She was convinced that this was some sort of expensive exotic fruit and I was trying to pass it off as a cheap yellow onion.
Posted by Mike da Tigah
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Posted on 4/21/13 at 12:10 pm to
I feel fortunate when I get a "Thank You" at the end of a transaction, and a "Have a Nice Day" or "Come Again" and I feel like I just won the lottery.

Just yesterday I began introducing a new practice of mine, mostly because I'm getting old and don't give a shite anymore I guess. I'm just ending the ordeal with You're Welcome if I don't hear anything from them, with the response in waiting "Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you said Thank You, come again. My bad."


If I am expected to be cordial and kind at work when dealing with customers, certainly those people can master the very basics in human interactions. It's much more inexcusable IMO than being ignorant. That can and should be taught by management, who I lay the blame on. Good manners and knowing right from wrong, you just can't teach, but you can mandate, which is also a management issue IMO.

Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
81194 posts
Posted on 4/21/13 at 12:12 pm to


Sometimes I greet a table and say "hello. How are y'all doing today?" And I get "iced tea" as a response.

I'm always tempted to say "I'm doing great thank you"

I was unaware iced tea was a state of being.. Interesting.
Posted by Mike da Tigah
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58862 posts
Posted on 4/21/13 at 12:15 pm to
quote:

I was unaware iced tea was a state of being.. Interesting.




Yeah, it must rank right up there with "here ya go" when the product is bagged and given to you. Must be code for Thank You, come again.

I just need to get with the times I suppose.

Posted by Degas
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Member since Jul 2010
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Posted on 4/21/13 at 12:16 pm to
quote:

You're holding up the line!
No, that's the old woman with the wig who I was behind in line just a few days ago (again...different old lady but this recurs) who after watching all of her groceries being scanned and informed of the total, THEN begins to dig through her purse for a checkbook, asks what the date is, proceeds to fill out the store name while everyone is staring at her. The most awesome part is when they ask to repeat the total.
Posted by VOR
Member since Apr 2009
63484 posts
Posted on 4/21/13 at 12:21 pm to
quote:

Where the hell are y'all shopping? I can't say I've had any problems bagging in the last decade at least. And I'm in a grocery store three or four times a week.




Exactly this. Not sure where they're going for groceries.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
155537 posts
Posted on 4/21/13 at 12:25 pm to
yea i always cringe when watermelondria throws my peaches into the plastic bag with full force then charges my zucchini as a cucumber (which actually saves me about fiddy cent so thanks i guess)
This post was edited on 4/21/13 at 12:26 pm
Posted by LSUintheNW
At your mom’s house
Member since Aug 2009
35748 posts
Posted on 4/21/13 at 1:26 pm to
quote:

Whole Foods


For what they charge I'd definitely let them know what's acceptable.

Posted by nateslu1
Mr. Belvedere Fan Club
Member since Apr 2012
6437 posts
Posted on 4/21/13 at 1:44 pm to
And who is still using checks at the grocery store? Really? I always seem to get stuck behind the person with 90 coupons and wants to make sure that every one is accounted for....then whips out the check book to pay for it
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