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TigerHam85
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I need ideas on how to mess with the useless temp workers my company just hired

So they hire these fricktards to get this huge job out, and we still won't get it out because of poor management above my level. Anyways, they're absolutely useless and dumb.

Yesterday when an alarm went off from someone trying to get in the gate, I told one of them that was the fire alarm and he needed to run out back and wait by the pond. He stood out there for 10 minutes until I told him everything was clear.

Got any ideas that won't get me killed?

TIA




Wooly
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re: I need ideas on how to mess with the useless temp workers my company just hired
Dip your dick in their hot coffee


lsuwontonwrap
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re: I need ideas on how to mess with the useless temp workers my company just hired
Put his stapler in jello.


TigerHam85
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re: I need ideas on how to mess with the useless temp workers my company just hired
You're the only fricking person I was hoping wouldn't reply.


Wooly
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re: I need ideas on how to mess with the useless temp workers my company just hired
Dick


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TH03
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Member since Dec 2008
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re: I need ideas on how to mess with the useless temp workers my company just hired
Our temps just scan stuff. If I'm bored, I'll say there are pages missing so they have to rescan thousands of pages


crimsonsaint
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Member since Nov 2009
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re: I need ideas on how to mess with the useless temp workers my company just hired
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Yesterday when an alarm went off from someone trying to get in the gate, I told one of them that was the fire alarm and he needed to run out back and wait by the pond. He stood out there for 10 minutes until I told him everything was clear.


You seem like a cool guy.


Placebeaux
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Member since Jun 2008
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re: I need ideas on how to mess with the useless temp workers my company just hired
Put AIR on a plastic bottle and tell them to go to (whereever) to get it filled.


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Wooly
Washington Fan
Member since Feb 2012
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re: I need ideas on how to mess with the useless temp workers my company just hired
Get a huge report and take all the pages out of order and make them put them in order


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TigerHam85
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59-024 Kamehameha Highway, Haleiwa
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re: I need ideas on how to mess with the useless temp workers my company just hired
Meh, I've been told that once or twice.


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Topwater Trout
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re: I need ideas on how to mess with the useless temp workers my company just hired
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they hire these fricktards to get this huge job out,


quote:

we still won't get it out because of poor management


Practical jokes should get the job done


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NoHoTiger
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Member since Nov 2006
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re: I need ideas on how to mess with the useless temp workers my company just hired
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Anyways, they're absolutely useless and dumb.

Not sure how you come to this conclusion seeing as how you say the project won't get completed because upper management sucks. Being a temp is bad enough when you're trying to do the best you can not really knowing anyone or the company and then some frickwad like you decides to make it even worse.

I don't think you need any help in the jackass dept. You've got that pretty well covered.


iAmBatman
USA Fan
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Member since Mar 2011
4920 posts

re: I need ideas on how to mess with the useless temp workers my company just hired
tell him to go find the elbow grease or headlight fluid


CocomoLSU
Penn State Fan
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
130823 posts

re: I need ideas on how to mess with the useless temp workers my company just hired
Annoy-a-tron, obviously.


BROffshoreTigerFan
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Youngsville
Member since Oct 2007
9695 posts

re: I need ideas on how to mess with the useless temp workers my company just hired
Switch their coffee to decaf for a few weeks. Then switch to expresso.


jamboybarry
LSU Fan
I Putt Out
Member since Feb 2011
11985 posts

re: I need ideas on how to mess with the useless temp workers my company just hired
Tell them they are now union and you're their rep

Then just generally frick with them


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Tiger4Ever
UTEP Fan
Member since Aug 2003
35933 posts

re: I need ideas on how to mess with the useless temp workers my company just hired
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we still won't get it out because of poor management above my level


You sound like a no-responsibility-taking asshat, but I'm sure your company's failures are someone else's fault.


Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
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re: I need ideas on how to mess with the useless temp workers my company just hired
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Annoy-a-tron, obviously.


We need another round of that thread!


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Bmath
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TX
Member since Aug 2010
7730 posts

re: I need ideas on how to mess with the useless temp workers my company just hired
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Put his stapler in jello.


1) Rent seasons 1 & 2 of The Office.
2) Pay close attention to how Jim and Dwight interact
3) ???
4) Profit


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TigerHam85
Hawaii Fan
59-024 Kamehameha Highway, Haleiwa
Member since Nov 2009
29690 posts

re: I need ideas on how to mess with the useless temp workers my company just hired
I agree. However, if i wouldnt have found 1 of them sleeping on their second day in the break room I probably would be more open to them being good workers.

As for upper management, they saw 1.2m worth of work and jumped on it, without realizing that it would cost us 1.16m to complete the job entirely.

It was a bad business decision taking this job and the 10 minutes the temp worker spent by pond isn't going to change that.


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