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Qistheman 
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| Greatest Striker in American History Traded to FC Dallas (Posted on 2/4/13 at 3:15 pm)
I know it is stated in the MLS Offseason Thread but I feel as if DA COOOOOOOP's big offseason move deserves its own thread! After all, He is the greatest soccer player in America. Brekkers may be gone, but COOP is back. MLS Cup bound.....Dallas til I die
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225bred 
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| re: Greatest Striker in American History Traded to FC Dallas (Posted on 2/4/13 at 3:19 pm to Qistheman)
who
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Wait For It...
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| re: Greatest Striker in American History Traded to FC Dallas (Posted on 2/4/13 at 3:23 pm to Qistheman)
FC Dallas was anemic at Forward last year with Blas Perez being the only real option. Now they pick up Eric Hassli from Toronto FC and Kenny Cooper. 
ETA: FCD already have them both on their website roster 
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Broski
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| re: Greatest Striker in American History Traded to FC Dallas (Posted on 2/4/13 at 3:24 pm to Qistheman)
I'm partial to Connor Casey myself.
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StraightCashHomey21 
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| re: Greatest Striker in American History Traded to FC Dallas (Posted on 2/4/13 at 3:26 pm to Qistheman)
i thought he was thinking about going into obscurity playing for celtic
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Wait For It...
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| re: Greatest Striker in American History Traded to FC Dallas (Posted on 2/4/13 at 3:27 pm to 225bred)
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who
Some dude with 18 goals last year 
Blas was FCD's top scorer with 8 or 9 last year
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Qistheman
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| re: Greatest Striker in American History Traded to FC Dallas (Posted on 2/4/13 at 3:38 pm to Wait For It...)
I never have been a big fan of FCD playing with a lone striker. Never have had a forward that was capable of playing alone up top. I think the pairing of Blas and KENNY COOPER will lead to great things!  
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WarSlamEagle 
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| re: Greatest Striker in American History Traded to FC Dallas (Posted on 2/4/13 at 3:41 pm to Qistheman)
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He is the greatest soccer player in America.
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Qistheman
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| re: Greatest Striker in American History Traded to FC Dallas (Posted on 2/4/13 at 3:44 pm to WarSlamEagle)
COOP would be our starting striker for the US of A if that damn Tyrone Marshall did not break His leg. Marshall ruined the bright future of the best up and coming American soccer player in years. COOP has bounced back very well after a few troublesome years overseas.
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| re: Greatest Striker in American History Traded to FC Dallas (Posted on 2/4/13 at 3:59 pm to Qistheman)
It has been foretold for three years that DA COOP contingent would return after their luminary returns to his rightful home in Frisco, Texas.
As it was foretold, thy will be done.
Amen.
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| re: Greatest Striker in American History Traded to FC Dallas (Posted on 2/4/13 at 4:17 pm to thenry712)
frisco has some legit pizza joints
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droman225 
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| re: Greatest Striker in American History Traded to FC Dallas (Posted on 2/4/13 at 4:21 pm to Qistheman)
But if nobody is there to see him play for FC Frisco, is he really there?
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GeauxColonels 
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| re: Greatest Striker in American History Traded to FC Dallas (Posted on 2/4/13 at 5:05 pm to Wait For It...)
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Some dude with 18 goals last year
2nd most in the league
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Sheep
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| re: Greatest Striker in American History Traded to FC Dallas (Posted on 2/4/13 at 5:13 pm to Wait For It...)
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Blas Perez
I have wet dreams about he and Carlos Ruiz dying in a fiery head-on collision while being impaled by wooly mammoth tusks.
ETA: While Luis Hernandez, Jan Koller, Torsten Frings, Gio Dos Santos and Luis Fabiano are daisy chained together at the penis with barbed wire and hurtled toward the hearse carrying their charred bodies away.
You know. Simple stuff.
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natedawgslu10
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| re: Greatest Striker in American History Traded to FC Dallas (Posted on 2/4/13 at 5:42 pm to droman225)
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Back to the hornets board you dynamo cocksucker
COOP FTW...FC Dallas is back on top!
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Qistheman
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| re: Greatest Striker in American History Traded to FC Dallas (Posted on 2/4/13 at 6:01 pm to droman225)
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Oh look this guy is in yet another FCD thread trolling. GTFO....as I have proven countless times to you, you Dynablow ruhtard, attendance numbers were better in the 2012 season and will improve again this year.   
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Qistheman
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| re: Greatest Striker in American History Traded to FC Dallas (Posted on 2/4/13 at 6:03 pm to Sheep)
Thanks for gheying up my thread with your wet dreams brah
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droman225
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| re: Greatest Striker in American History Traded to FC Dallas (Posted on 2/4/13 at 9:08 pm to Qistheman)
I'm sorry.
What?
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Dr RC 
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| re: Greatest Striker in American History Traded to FC Dallas (Posted on 2/4/13 at 10:12 pm to droman225)
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But if nobody is there to see him play for FC Frisco, is he really there?
I'll be there
I want to be excited but I can't.
I imagine it will take roughly half a season for Cooper to get on Hyndman's shite list and then he'll either get traded or bolted to the bench so Schellas can play some random scrub from SMU.
I really have no faith in HSG's management of the team.
Selling Brek and keeling SH was a real kick in the nuts.
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